"Excuse me, sir—care to take a moment to check out my new clipboard? Ma'am? I just got a new clipboard. New clipboard, anyone? Anyone?"
Tags:clipboard, clipboards, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, street scene, street scenes, solicit, solicits, soliciting, solicitor, solicitors, solicitation, sell, sells, selling, seller, sellers, survey, surveys, surveying, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyance, irritating, irritate, irritates, stop people, stops people, stopping people, pedestrian, pedestrians
"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
Tags:selling, sales, sold, sells, seller, real estate, house, housing, home, homes, organ, organs, kidney, kidneys, selling kidneys, desperate, desperately, bargain, bargaining, bargains, barter, barters, buying, buys, buyer, estate agent, real estate agent, estate agents, real estate agents, realtor, realtors, organ donation, housing market, anxious, overanxious, house price, house prices, crash, 2008 crash, housing bubble, bubble, housing bubbles, bubbles
"As a cost-cutting measure, for our fall list we have decided to bypass traditional bookstore sales and subsequent remaindering, and instead go directly to the shredder."
Tags:cost-cutting, cost-cutting measure, cost-cutting measures, brick and mortar, bookstore, bookstores, book store, book stores, publisher, publishers, publishing, bad book, bad books, bad writer, bad writers, author, authors, writer, writers, writing, sales, seller, sellers, book sale, book sales, shredder, shredders, shredding, paper shredder, paper shredders, paper shredding
"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"
Tags:beef jerky, trail mix, energy bar, energy bars, guru, gurus, salesman, salesperson, seller, sellers, opportunist, opportunists, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship, hike, hikes, hiking, hiker, hikers, walk, walks, walking, long walk, long walks, demand, demands, market demand, market demands, wise man, wise men, hiking trail, hiking trails, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, commercialization, commercialisation
"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."
$1: Family Secrets
Tags:secret, secrets, family, families, nosey, nosy, prying, pry, inquisitive, capitalism, consumerism, consumerist, capitalist, rural, suburban, relationship, relationships, snoopy, snooping, secretive, child, children, kid, kids, sell, selling, sales, sold, sells, seller, business, corporate attitude, entrepreneurs, child prodigy, salesperson, salesman, salesmen, born salesman, calling, capitalising, capitalizing
"My first choice, of course, is to solve things amicably."
Tags:gun, guns, gun control, firearm, firearms, firearm control, firearms regulation, firearms regulations, gun regulations, gun regulation, gun laws, firearm laws, weapon, weapons, law, regulation, regulations, gun store, gun stores, gun shop, gun shops, firearm store, firearm shop, firearm stores, firearm shops, seller, sellers, assault rifles, assault rifle, rifle, rifles, violent, violence, shopping, amicable, amicably, peaceful, peacefully, calm, calmly, gun violence, first choice, purchase, purchases, motive, motives, background check, background checks
"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."
"You guys are certainly in the right place at the right time."
Tags:garden of eden, the garden of eden, original sin, genesis, the book of genesis, old testament, the old testament, the bible, biblical, christianity, christian, judaism, jewish, christians, wrong place wrong time, right place right time, temptations, tree of wisdom, biblical, right place, right time, serpent, serpents, book of genesis, original sin, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, seller, sellers, selling
"Yo, what you need? I got water, oxygen, protein, carbohydrates, shelter, security, friendship, love, the respect of your peers, and a strong moral compass."
Stalk of Newspaper Vendors
"Those are the Petersons - they're waiting for our price to go down."
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, buying a home, selling a home, home ownership, price, prices, value, values, property market, real estate market, waiting, decrease, introductions, awkward, buyer, buyers, seller, sellers, home, homes, house, houses
"Using our house as a makeshift morgue is going to make it harder to sell."
Tags:death, dead, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, morgue, morgues, mortuary, mortuaries, mortician, morticians, embalmer, embalmers, make-shift, makeshift, selling, sell, seller, sellers, selling the house, property value, property values, real estate, real estate agency, real restate agencies, real estate agent, real estate agents, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, value, values, money, house, houses, home, homes, problem, problems, issue, issues
"The art lady came in and told me all people want is derivative crap."
Tags:art, artist, artists, artistry, derivative, sales, seller, sellers, bestseller, bestsellers, bestselling, best-seller, best-sellers, best-selling, popular, pop art, popularity, crap, lowest common denominator, compromise, compromises, comprosing, art teacher, art teachers, teacher, teachers, teaching, bitter, bitterness, garbage
"We raised ninety-seven happy children in it and could let you have it for six hundred thousand."
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, home, homes, house, houses, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, nest, nests, seller, sellers, selling a home, selling a house, sentimental value, selling, homeowner, homeowners, buying a house, buyer, buyers, negotiations, negotiating, price, prices, value
"Oh, good, they're in."
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, for sale, sign, sign, signage, home, homes, house, houses, buying a home, buying a house, selling a house, selling a home, flood, flooding, flooded, buyer, buyers, seller, sellers, showing, showings, open house, open houses, viewing, viewings, boat, boats, rowboat, rowboats, rowing, bad luck, bad weather, natural disaster, natural disasters
"Take it from me, madam—the passing years can only add to the value of this Spiro T. Agnew standing hall clock."
Tags:spiro agnew, prediction, predictions, predicting, vice president, vice presidents, nixon, nixon administration, disgrace, disgraced, agnew, richard nixon, antique, antiques, clock, clocks, hall clock, hall clocks, tacky, tackiness, antiquing, value, values, swindle, swindles, swindling, con, cons, con artist, con artists, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, dishonest, dishonesty, seller, sellers
"Perhaps you'd care for a home medical encyclopedia that is a little less specific, sir."
Tags:encyclopedia, encyclopedias, home encyclopedia, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, door-to-door, sell, sells, selling, seller, sellers, medical, medical encyclopedia, symptom, symptoms, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, hypochondria, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, look up, looks up, looking up, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance, reassurances
"We can't compete with that crap. They've got the crappiest crap on the internet."
Tags:compete, competes, competing, internet, internet commerce, ecommerce, e-commerce, online retailer, online retailers, online retail, retailing, crap, stuff, buy, buys, buying, consumer, consumers, consumerism, consumerist, consumerist agenda, consumerist agendas, spend, spends, spending, spend money, spends money, competition, competitions, competing, compete, competes, seller, sellers, selling, online seller, online sellers
A man sells the seven deadly sins.
Tags:pride, greed, envy, glutton, gluttony, sloth, anger, wrath, avarice, sales, sell, sells, seller, sellers, selling, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, small business, small businesses, sins, sinning, sinner, sinners, original sin, modern life, modern times, common denominator, common denominators, lowest common denominator, lowest common denominators
"Can I get back to you? I'm with a customer."