Selling Cartoons

Selling Cartoons

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"The active ingredient is marketing."

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"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

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"This brand has a clean balance sheet, a lively marketing plan with tasteful notes of originality, and a strong fiscal-year finish."

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"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

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"We like you, Hatcher, and we like your work, but we've been offered magic beans."

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"Nowadays, Hal is ninety-nine per cent caffeine-free."

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"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

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"So how's everything going?"

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"And don't go auctioning off my stuff."

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"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."

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"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."

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Selling cartoon 12 of 101

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"We could easily sell this place—it shows nicely."

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"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

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"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

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"I think I've got it-Mandela, the After-Shave."

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Selling cartoon 16 of 101

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$1: Family Secrets

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Little Tiny Push-Carts

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"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

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"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

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"Good news, hon - I've sold the ancillary rights to our marriage."

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Selling cartoon 21 of 101

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"Excuse me, have you heard how great I am?"

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Selling cartoon 22 of 101

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"No A.C., but who needs it when you've got this kind of cross-ventilation?"

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"I've got Ivanka Trump shoes here, Ivanka Trump shoes."

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Stroll a Kid: $10 One Hour, $6 1/2 Hour.

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Ed's Odd Job Lot.

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