"Excuse me, sir—care to take a moment to check out my new clipboard? Ma'am? I just got a new clipboard. New clipboard, anyone? Anyone?"
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"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
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Little Tiny Push-Carts
"We like you, Hatcher, and we like your work, but we've been offered magic beans."
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Live goldfish for sale
"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."
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"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."
"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."
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$1: Family Secrets
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Producer, Director and Novelizer.
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"I hear we went platinum."
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Three Reasons That President Trump Wants to Buy Greenland
"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."
Ed's Odd Job Lot.
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"Yo, what you need? I got water, oxygen, protein, carbohydrates, shelter, security, friendship, love, the respect of your peers, and a strong moral compass."
"It was the featured wine in the movie 'Barfly.'"
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"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."
"My doctor says I should take all my bottled-up anger and sell it to a grass-roots movement."
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First Robin of Spring
"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."
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"Perhaps you'd care for a home medical encyclopedia that is a little less specific, sir."
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"No A.C., but who needs it when you've got this kind of cross-ventilation?"
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"Dumb it down or sex it up."
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A man sells the seven deadly sins.
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