Sensationalist Cartoons

"I blame all the violent cave paintings."

"I'm shopping my prison video around, but apparently if you don't shiv another inmate or become someone's bitch nobody's interested."

"Here as on a darkling plain swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight, where ignorant armies clash by night, Matthew Arnold, Fox News, Channel Five."

"Read all about it! Falling leaves kill six!"

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

"It's all roadkill, and never a word about the chickens who get to the other side!"

"How do I feel? I feel that your question is trivial, courts sensationalism, and is designed to appeal to appallingly base instincts. Additionally, it demeans my intelligence. Next question."