"If you laugh at all of God's jokes, he's never going to learn what's funny."
"But, seriously. . ."
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"You know, doctor, right now I'd really prefer if your sense of humor were a tad less self-deprecating."
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"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"
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Accountants just want to have fun...
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"I developed my sense of humor as a defense mechanism and it turned into a lethal offensive weapon."
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"Well, darn, Ted, I just can't stay mad at you."
"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."
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"I like my late-night humor unfunny."
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"Let me check my card file for a joke about your condition."
The Celebrated Wits of the Radisson Round Table.
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Secretary of Comedy Meeting with Other Cabinet Members
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"She no longer laughs at my joke."
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"I don't feel Marie is the right sort for the Garden Club."
"I cried because I had no shoes, the I met a horse who had no hooves, and a turtle who had no smoking jacket, and I laughed, because of something funny I remembered."
"You have a really lousy sense of humor."
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"I don't get it."
"You'll get a chuckle out of what Maureen Dowd says about you in today's 'Times'."
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"I have a great weakness for men who make me laugh. So go ahead!"
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"That was funny maybe three cats ago."
The Meaning of Humour
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Groucho Glasses Eye Test
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"There are essentially four basic forms for a joke."
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"I never know when you're kidding."
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"I just said that for comic effect."