Sensitive Cartoons

"But that's what being an artist is—feeling crummy before everyone else feels crummy."

"Do you know how masculine it is to risk crying?"

"Is there someone here who is sensitive to the banking needs of women?"

"Here it is - my novel. I'll be interested to hear your compliments."

"As an animal lover, I find these images disturbing."

"Are you open, emotionally?"

"Don't mention hair loss."

"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will stay with me forever as they sit inside me,getting turned over and over, being blown completely out of proportion."

"Lockhart, when everyone touched glasses at lunch, why didn't you touch mine?"

Lois Lane Notices A New Male Sensitivity

'Caution: Some content may be offensive to sensitive students.'

"Sometimes I think you only married me for the political statement."

"You have to be sensitive to the fact that other children are inferior to you."

A Man for All Seasons (Except Winter and Summer)

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

"How Much Everyone Got Upset in Real Life."

"Ideally, I want a guy whose eyes will well up but doesn't actually cry."

"Oh, he's cute, all right, but he's got the temperament of a car alarm."

"I'm terrific at estimating crowd size. It looks like a dozen, maybe two dozen at most."

"There, there, now! Perhaps I didn't give it a fair trial."

"You're sad about the wrong things, Albert."

"Anyhoo, it's malignant."

". . . and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."