Sentences Cartoons

Sentences Cartoons

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Sentences cartoon

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

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"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

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"Oh, very well - make that life with the possibility of parole."

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"If it's any help, your sentence was the most e-mailed story of the week."

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"Could we skip the prosecution and get on to the sentencing phase?"

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"The court sentences you to, oh, four-and-a-half years."

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"You're lucky it's one of those late-day trials where he'll be fatigued."

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"Not so fast. I got life PLUS seventy-five years."

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"I'm not going to give you a long sentence but I want you to do quality time."

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"Five years hard candy."

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"Oh, just sitting around doing five to ten for armed robbery. And you?"

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"I'd like to be in the kind of relationship with someone where we finish each others sentences."

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"Yeah? Well, I sentence you to death!"

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"I sentence you to five years in prison. For your information, that's fifteen thousand billable hours."

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"Has the defendant anything to say before this court passes sentence?"

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"The yellow ones need to be signed, but the pink ones only require initials."

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"Have you anything to say before I change your channel?"

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"Community service? You mean around regular people?"

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"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

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"When are people going to stop speaking every sentence like it's a question?"

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"Meaning no disrespect, Your Honor, but fifty years to life is beyond my client's comfort level."

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"So how are you doing with your community service?"

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"Life Without Parole"

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"And, if by any chance we lose your case, we specialize in sentence reduction, parole eligibility, and locating community service that isn't too onerous."

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"Maestro, a little sentencing music, if you please."

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