Sentencing Cartoons

Sentencing Cartoons

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Sentencing cartoon

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

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Sentencing cartoon

"Oh, very well - make that life with the possibility of parole."

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Sentencing cartoon 3 of 40

Sentencing cartoon

"I pronounce you guilty as charged and wife."

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"Please read back that last remark in a more murdery voice."

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"We, the jury, find the defendant guilty of killing her softly with his song."

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"If it's any help, your sentence was the most e-mailed story of the week."

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Sentencing cartoon 7 of 40

Sentencing cartoon

"Could we skip the prosecution and get on to the sentencing phase?"

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Sentencing cartoon

"The court sentences you to, oh, four-and-a-half years."

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"Really, your Honor!"

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Sentencing cartoon

"In the interest of streamlining the judicial process, we'll skip the evidence and go directly to sentencing."

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"You're lucky it's one of those late-day trials where he'll be fatigued."

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"Not so fast. I got life PLUS seventy-five years."

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Sentencing cartoon 13 of 40

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"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

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Sentencing cartoon 14 of 40

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"The jury decided armed robbery was a lifestyle choice."

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Sentencing cartoon 15 of 40

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"I'm not going to give you a long sentence but I want you to do quality time."

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"Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose." "That's nice. Three to five years."

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Sentencing cartoon 17 of 40

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"Twenty years? What ever happened to revolving-door justice?"

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Sentencing cartoon 18 of 40

Sentencing cartoon

"Five years hard candy."

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Sentencing cartoon 19 of 40

Sentencing cartoon

"Yeah? Well, I sentence you to death!"

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Sentencing cartoon 20 of 40

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"Nothing from the governor, but I did manage to get you a tax extension."

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Sentencing cartoon 21 of 40

Sentencing cartoon

"I sentence you to five years in prison. For your information, that's fifteen thousand billable hours."

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Sentencing cartoon 22 of 40

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"Has the defendant anything to say before this court passes sentence?"

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Sentencing cartoon 23 of 40

Sentencing cartoon

"Would it be too much to ask to get a DSL in here?"

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Sentencing cartoon 24 of 40

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"Guilty of flaunting it without having it. Sixty days."

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"I won't lie to you.Chopin's 'Funeral March' is a bad sign."

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