Separating Cartoons

Separating Cartoons

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"Your father and I want to explain why we've decided to live apart."

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Not-quite-empty-enough-nest Syndrome

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Lesser-Known 'Conscious Uncouplings

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"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

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Mover Carrying Furniture to Trucks Saying "His" and "Hers"

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"He didn't exactly ask for a divorce-he offered me an early-retirement package."

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"Since we don't have children, my ex turned the cats against me."

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"O.K. just one more item. Who gets the frequent-flier miles?"

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"It is not you. It is we."

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"Come back—I can change!"

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"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

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A group of business people stand outside smoking and drinking.

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"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

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"I don't love you anymore, Lucille, and I'm dropping you off at your mother's house."

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"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

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"This isn't working. I'm putting you on a plane back to Ohio."

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"Stop referring to you and me as 'we'!"

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"I want out, Laura."

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"I pronounce you man and wife. The clock is now running."

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"We'll always have couples therapy."

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"Darling, let's get divorced."

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"It's my attorney. Have you seen my list of things about you that drive me crazy?"

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Place Between Purchases,

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"I'm sorry, Louis. I need someone more Y2K-compliant."

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"I've met someone with a faster modem."

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