Separations Cartoons

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Can't you see? He needs both of us!"

"Why do we need some piece of paper to say that we both hate each other?"

"We are so in synch. I was just about to ask you for a divorce."

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

"I've decided to cut and run."

"I don't like him."

"I put them up after the divorce so that he knows his father is still part of his life."

"That's the couple rushing in to fill the void left by the Renfrew's divorce."

"Miss you, too."

"Ideally, husbands should be spaced at least three years apart."

"Dear, I'd like to roll our marriage over into an amicable divorce."

"You'll be back."

"This isn't about you, Cheryl. In this crazy world your problems don't amount to a hill of beans. This is about me."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"No, no, no-stay as late as you want. In fact, divorce me."

"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

"I honestly don't know what you're waiting for. By the time I was your age, I'd been married twice."

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"I'm sorry, Carol. I just feel like I should be seeing someone closer to my own neighborhood."

"Go with Hannibal if you must."

"My dad was too much of a babe magnet for the marriage to have worked."

"Howard is my second husband once removed."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."