Separations Cartoons

Separations Cartoons

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"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

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"O.K., leave me, but just remember, if you do I'm coming with you."

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"Your father and I want to explain why we've decided to live apart."

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"You're a good husband, Dave - I just want to start marrying other people."

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"Hey! How about giving me some benchmarks?"

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"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

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"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

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"Come back—I can change!"

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"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

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"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

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"We tried macrobiotics, we tried crystals, we tried meditation. Finally, we tried divorce. That worked."

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"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

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"Oh, I'll give you that- we had a few laughs."

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"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

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"I think we should start hating other people."

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"And another thing. I don't want you visiting my Web site."

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"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

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"Can I buy you a drink? And then if things don't work out between us you can pay me back?"

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"Dee Dee? I'm leaving you for another beer."

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"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"

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"Miss you, too."

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"You knew I was grounds for divorce when you married me."

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"Stop referring to you and me as 'we'!"

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"I want out, Laura."

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"No, no, no-stay as late as you want. In fact, divorce me."

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