"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, military, iraq war, catch-phrase, catch-phrases, catchphrase, catchphrases, cut and run, cut-and-run, leaving, giving up, hurry off, word play, word play, republican party, american politics, american government, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, pejorative, pejoratives"I don't like him."
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couple, couples, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, long-distance relationship, long-distance relationships, ying yang, ying and yang, motel, motels, hotel, hotels, missing, yin yang, yin-yang, yin and yang, separated, separation, separations, miss you, chinese philosophy, chinese religion, taoism, daoism, travelling, traveller, travellers"Ideally, husbands should be spaced at least three years apart."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, ex, exes, serial monogamy, serial monogamist, serial monogamists, matrimony, divorcee, divorcees, serial divorcee, serial divorcees, multiple marriages, spacing, evenly spaced, advice, advising, ideal, ideals, ideally, modern life"Dear, I'd like to roll our marriage over into an amicable divorce."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, return, come back, trousers, pants, clothes, clothing, forgot, forgetting, forgotten, leaving home"This isn't about you, Cheryl. In this crazy world your problems don't amount to a hill of beans. This is about me."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, problem, problems, crazy world, hill of beans, ego, vanity, vain, self-centred, self-centered, selfish, narcissistic, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, arrogant, arrogance, movie quotes, film quotes, movie, movie, films, films, man, men"We'll always have couples therapy."
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therapy, psychology, psychiatry, couples therapy, marriage counseling, marriage counselling, patient, patients, mental health, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, leaving, memory, memories"No, no, no-stay as late as you want. In fact, divorce me."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, late, staying out late, coming home late, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, absent husband, absent husbands"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, ex, exes, divorcee, divorcees, ex-wife, ex-wives, chance meeting, chance meetings, meeting by chance, modern life"I honestly don't know what you're waiting for. By the time I was your age, I'd been married twice."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, ex, exes, serial monogamy, serial monogamist, serial monogamists, divorcee, divorcees, serial divorcee, serial divorcees, multiple marriages, second marriage, modern life, age, ageing, aging, getting older, growing older, getting old, growing old, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, dating, date, dates, commitment, fear or commitment, young, youthPlace Between Purchases,
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check out, check outs, checkout, checkouts, check-out, check-outs, checking out, supermarket, supermarkets, grocery store, grocery stores, conveyor belt, conveyor belts, conveyor, conveyors, separate, separating, separation, separations, restrict, restriction, restrictions, restricting, conveyor belt barrier, conveyor belt barriers, cordon off, cordoning off, food shop, food shopping, the food shop, grocery shop, grocery shopping"I'm sorry, Carol. I just feel like I should be seeing someone closer to my own neighborhood."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, long distance, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, long-distance, long-distance relationship, long-distance relationships, ldr, l.d.r., ldrs.l.d.r.s., neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhood, neighborhoods, ex, exes, close, closer, too far, modern life"Go with Hannibal if you must."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, ex, exes, divorcee, divorcees, second marriage, second marriages, once removed, introduction, introductions, modern life, family tree, family trees"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."
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