Serious Cartoons

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."

"Duh!"

Accountants just want to have fun...

"The question, Leon, is: What is man?"

"I don't think it's anything serious, but, just to be sure, I'm going to bill you as if it is."

"All right, Rogers! I know I made a humorous remark, but in my opinion you've laughed enough."

"As you know, Russian roulette is not a game to be taken lightly."

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

"I like my late-night humor unfunny."

"Ogden, you're taking yourself too damn seriously."

"We'll never be able to keep up with the neighbors, but what if something bad were to happen to the neighbors?"

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Police Line Do Not Cross

"As a company, and as individuals, we are without irony. Will that bother you?"

"I'm serious-you could really pursue this as an embarrassing hobby."

"It wouldn't be fair for us to get married until gays can be legally married, too. That's my story and I'm sticking to it."

"We're hoping for an uptick."

"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."

"If they want us to take these storms seriously, they have to start giving them scarier names."

"You know what just might work in Bosnia? Tear gas."

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

"It looks like the internal bleeding should - I'm sorry. It's taking everything in my power not to tickle you right now."

"Gentlemen, we are now playing hardball."

"Very amusing, Robertson, if I were the type to be amused."