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"Nooo. Not my legs."
"So it's a case of he said, she said, it said."
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"I went with the tasting menu."
"I thought that while he's in there brushing his teeth it would be a good opportunity for us to talk."
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"No one said we couldn't eat the snake."
Arresting Adam and Eve
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"No, No, No! Serpentine, Serpentine!!"
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"You guys are certainly in the right place at the right time."
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"Everything I eat goes straight to my ass."
A snake charmer using a piano to tame a snake.
Crime Scene in the Garden of Eden
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"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."
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Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.
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The Tree of Information
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Danger! Snake heaven.
The Beaver Viper, found mainly in Canada, stuns its prey with a barrage of probing questions and devours the hapless beaver mid thought.
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"Stick what up?"
"But Eeeeve, it's a Honeycrisp."
"I know it's wrong to have favorites, but I simply adore #87."
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Don't Tread On Me
"The crème bruleé is always good."
"The crème bruleé is always good."