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Server Cartoons
Server cartoon 1 of 477
"Sorry folks-it's not what you ordered, but everyone is getting fettucine until we fix the computer."
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restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, pasta, fettuccine, order, orders, ordering, pos system, pos systems, point of sale, system, systems, system failure, problem, problems, computer, computers, issue, issues, cooking, serving, kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, failure, failures, modern life, restaurant problems, restaurant issues, technologyServer cartoon 2 of 477
"You're sexy when you're wrong."
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husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, argue, argument, arguing, anger, angry, incompetent, incompetents, incompetency, dispute, right, wrong, scowl, scowling, frown, frowning, upset, upsetting, restaurant, restaurants, dining, server, servers, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, table service, business, businesses, taunt, taunting, tauntedServer cartoon 3 of 477
"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, end of the meal, tip, tips, tipping, tipping culture, leaving a tip, small tip, small tips, hopelessly, liberal, liberals, conservative, conservatives, democrat, democrats, republican, republicans, politics, minimum wage, living wageServer cartoon 4 of 477
"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, host, hosts, maitre d', head waiter, head waiters, front of house, service, customer service, seat, seats, seating, table, tables, government, government, politics, political, washington, washington d.c., d.c., washington dc, capitol hill, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, american politics, american government, special interests, special interest group, special interest groups, sig, sigs, lobbying, lobbyist, lobbyists, unethical, ethics, corruption, vip, vips, v.i.p., v.i.p.s, very important people, very important person, special, special treatment, preferred treatment, preferential treatmentServer cartoon 5 of 477
"Sorry for the wait, but it's been like Grand Central station in here."
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grand central station, busy, waiter, waiters, server, servers, eating out, eat out, eats out, hectic, busy day, busy shift, busy shifts, eating out, customer service, customer services, delay, delays, restaurant server, restaurant servers, idiom, idioms, idiomatic expression, idiomatic expressions, idiomatic phrase, idiomatic phrasesServer cartoon 6 of 477
"More salad?"
Server cartoon 7 of 477
"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"
Server cartoon 8 of 477
"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, eating, dining, reserving, reservation, reservations, dinner, waiter, waiters, server, servers, host, hosts, booking, name, names, language, languages, english, grammar, honorific, honorifics, title, titles, prefix, prefixes, dr, dr., doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, education, degree, degrees, postgraduate, postgraduates, phd, ph.d., postgraduate doctoral degree, customer service, service, rude, bad mannersServer cartoon 9 of 477
"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"
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restaurant, restaurants, japanese, japan, china, chinese, korea, korean, asia, asian, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, utensil, utensils, spoon, spoons, fork, forks, knife, knives, chopstick, chopsticks, western, international, foreign, unfamiliarServer cartoon 10 of 477
"I'll spring for the double cheeseburger. You only go around once."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, server, servers, cashier, cashiers, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, hamburger, hamburgers, cheeseburger, cheeseburgers, burger, burgers, double cheeseburger, double cheeseburgers, fast food, unhealthy, junk food, diet, diets, eating habits, unhealthy diet, healthServer cartoon 11 of 477
"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, eating alone, alone, solo, lonely, loneliness, solitude, single, man, men, waiter, waiters, server, servers, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, food, service, dining, forever alone, sirServer cartoon 12 of 477
"I'm afraid the chocolate cake puts you over the calorie cap."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, food, meal, meals, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer service, service, menu, menus, ordering, order, orders, bad service, bad customer service, rude service, rude waiter, bad waiter, rude waiters, bad waiters, rude server, bad server, rude servers, bad servers, calorie, calories, counting calories, calorie cap, calorie caps, caloric intake, weight, watching your weight, diet, diets, dieting, going on a diet, losing weight, weight-loss, restriction, restrictions, restricting calories, overeating, chocolate cake, chocolate cakes, dessert, desserts, obesity, obesity crisisServer cartoon 13 of 477
"With your large bucket of popcorn, you get your choice of Milk Duds, Jujubes or Strawberry Twizzlers."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, special, specials, combo, combos, concession, concessions, snack, snacks, popcorn, candy, sweets, chocolate, chocolates, liquorice, licorice, movie, movies, film, films, movie theatre, movie theatres, movie theater, movie theaters, cinema, cinemas, junk foodServer cartoon 14 of 477
"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer, customers, patron, patrons, personal commitment, personal commitments, commitment, commitments, glutton, gluttons, gluttony, gourmand, gourmands, hungry, hunger, starving, strong, dinner, dinnersServer cartoon 15 of 477
Lunch Broker
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, lunch, lunches, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, advice, advising, broker, brokers, offer, offers, sale, hungry, hunger, veal parmesan, chicken cacciatore, agent, agents, dealer, dealers, finances, financial, money, investment, investments, investingServer cartoon 16 of 477
"Sorry, sir, but none of our food is very good. It's the chef's way of punishing the rich."
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recommendation, recommendations, waiter, waiters, waiting, wait staff, front of house, service, server, servers, serving, rich, rich person, rich people, service industry, honest, honesty, haute cuisine, cuisine, bad food, posh, upper class, upper classes, diner, diners, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, irate, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, dissatisfied, dissatisfactionServer cartoon 17 of 477
"Mmm. The soup du jour is not cream of mushroom. It is not tomato or celery, it is not chicken, nor is it Scotch broth. It is most definitely not won ton..."
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kitchen, kitchens, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, server, servers, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, culinary, soup, soups, soup du jour, special, specials, today's specials, daily specials, flavour, flavours, flavor, flavors, taste, tastes, tasting, taste test, taste tests, taste tester, taste testers, mystery, unknown, mystery, mysterious, unidentifiableServer cartoon 18 of 477
"Does your waitress have any identifying marks or tattoos?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, identifying mark, identifying marks, tattoo, tattoos, lost, disappear, disappeared, disappearing, gone, can't find, waiting, bad server, bad waitresses, bad waitress, bad servers, bad service, serviceServer cartoon 19 of 477
"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, waitingServer cartoon 20 of 477
"Can the chef prepare it in some way no one has ever prepared anything before?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, customer, customers, customer request, customer requests, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, difficult customer, difficult customers, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, culinary, kitchen, kitchens, impossible, request, requestsServer cartoon 21 of 477
"I can recommend the coho salmon in a wine-dill sauce, with a suggested retail price of twenty-four ninety-five. However, you may have it for only eighteen ninety-five if you order now."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, food, meal, meals, dining, eating, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, salmon, coho salmon, menu, menus, order, orders, ordering, sale, limited sale, on sale, order now, limited time, timed sale, deal, deals, price, prices, cost, costs, special, specials, on special, modern lifeServer cartoon 22 of 477
"Everything's fine, thanks."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, lazy, laziness, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, call, calls, calling, technology, modern lifeServer cartoon 23 of 477
"What's wrong with that quiet little table for two in front of the Rangers game?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, table, tables, quiet little table, table for two, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, watching tv, watching television, sport, sports, watching sports, hockey, ice hockey, watching hockey, fan, fans, sports fan, sports fans, hockey fan, hockey fans, new york, ny, romantic, date, dates, romantic dinner, romantic dinners, dating, playoff, playoffs, play-off, play-offs, hockey play-off, hockey play-offs, hockey playoffs, hockey playoff, playoff game, playoff games, play-off game, play-off games, husbands, husband, boyfriend, boyfriends, men, man, married life, modern life, marriage, marriages, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problemsServer cartoon 24 of 477
"Might I recommend the cud?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, bull, bulls, cattle, livestock, bovine, cud, cuds, restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggestingServer cartoon 25 of 477
"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, warn, warning, warnings, scallops, creamy, too creamy, sauce, sauces, bad dish, bad choice, bad choices, future, time travel, time machine, time machines, time traveller, time travellers, time traveler, time travelers, time, science, technology, pastMore cartoons with the keyword 'server'