Service Station Cartoons

Service Station Cartoons

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"You got anything that doesn't have green tea in it?"

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"Of course, it's a highly experimental procedure, but we're trying out new techniques from other disciplines all the time."

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"The whole is greater than the sum of its parts and labor."

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"Ever since I started wearing a tie I really can't figure these things out."

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"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

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"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

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"Bernard is our sous-mechanic."

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"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

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Gas station with a sign saying "Free credit report with full tank of gas"

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"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

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"Get all the second opinions you want, doctor, …. You'll still be a quart low."

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"How deep are those pockets?"

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"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

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"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

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A man looks at a gas station sign that has a banner hanging from it that reads "Try our low, low 4.9% financing!".

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"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."

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"Nap time."

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"The dog got locked in your car last night, Mr. Ferguson."

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Why Uncle Abe Still Lives Alone"You call that clean?"

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"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

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"So how's married life?"

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"Wendel found an Israeli tomato stuck in your front water hose."

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A man pumps gas into his car; the three choices of gas listed behind him are "Regular", "Unleaded" and "Organic".

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"When!"

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"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

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