Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance
Food - Gas - Lawyers - Next Exit.
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"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"
"Just count it out, Henderson-don't fondle it."
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"Couldn't I do a couple of hundred hours of community service instead?"
"Hi! I'm Carl, from Amazon fulfillment. Would you mind telling us how you feel about your online shopping experience?"
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"It's a new service from Amazon. It sends you something every day and if you don't like it you just send it back."
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"When were you planning to tell me about Hell?"
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"Instead of doing jail time, I'm performing eighteen hundred hours of community service."
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"What the hell is this 'real economy' that I keep hearing about?"
"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."
"I just want to thank you for not naming names."
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"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."
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"And a source said let there be light."