"Sorry folks-it's not what you ordered, but everyone is getting fettucine until we fix the computer."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, pasta, fettuccine, order, orders, ordering, pos system, pos systems, point of sale, system, systems, system failure, problem, problems, computer, computers, issue, issues, cooking, serving, kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, failure, failures, modern life, restaurant problems, restaurant issues, technology
"Sorry, sir, but none of our food is very good. It's the chef's way of punishing the rich."
Tags:recommendation, recommendations, waiter, waiters, waiting, wait staff, front of house, service, server, servers, serving, rich, rich person, rich people, service industry, honest, honesty, haute cuisine, cuisine, bad food, posh, upper class, upper classes, diner, diners, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, irate, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction
"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."
"Your meal will be out shortly. The salmon was a little wilder than we anticipated."
"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."
Tags:drink, drinks, drunkard, drinking, drunk, alcohol, alcoholic, round, rounds, meal, meals, substitute, dish, dishes, wait, waiter, serve, serving, order, orders, ordering, glass, glasses, mains, restaurant, restaurants, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, unhealthy
"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, dinner, dinners, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, chicken, chickens, meat, serving, video, videos, film, films, movie, movies, death, dead, dying wish, dying wishes, last wish, last wishes, last request, last requests, will, wills, customer, customers, diner, diners, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, veganism, vegan, vegans, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s
"That will be perfect. We have a lot to talk about."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, marriages, marries, discuss, discussion, talk, talking, argue, arguing, argues, argued, restaurant, restaurants, wine, wines, bottle, bottles, large, oversize, alcohol, drink, drinks, wine bottle, wine bottles, service, serving, waiter, waiters, drinks, drinking, sommelier, sommeliers, help, helping, helpful
"Breakfast will be a little late. Our computer's down."
Tags:meeting, meetings, business, business meeting, business meetings, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, breakfast, out to eat, computers, computer, technology, unnecessary, unnecessary technology, tech, technologies, excuses, excuse, blame, blamed, point of sale, point of sale systems, pos, pos systems, server, servers, serving, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, customer, customers, customer service, bad excuse
"Careful, these plates are extremely dirty."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, infant, infants, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, sport, sports, tennis, player, players, playing, pairs, doubles, serving, passing, taking turns, yours, crawling, modern life
I'm earlier than usual this evening due to an elevated level of chatter at home.
Tags:bar, bars, pubs, pub, bar and grill, grill, corner bar, corner bars, neighborhood bar, neighborhood bars, corner pub, neighborhood pub, neighborhood pubs, corner pubs, marriage, nagging, nag, chatter, chattering, home life, home, marriages, relationship, relationships, serving, service, serve, bar tender, bar tenders, alcohol, bar staff, drink, drinking, drunk, escape, escapism, commiserate, commiserates, commiseration
"When you asked for my recommendations, sir, you may recall that the rognons de veau was not among them."
"Yes, it is beautiful, but will it serve eight?"
"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, litigation, litigious, lawsuit, lawsuits, stress, slapping, hitting, serving, served, law, laws, legal, modern life
"Harold! You promised!"
Tags:promise, promises, promising, ace, aces, tennis ace, tennis ace, competitive, competition, competitions, competitive side, competitive sides, friendly game, friendly games, friendly match, friendly matches, competitive, bad winner, bad winners, bad loser, bad losers, sore loser, sore losers, relationship problem, relationship problems, promise, promises, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, sporty, sports, sports lover, sports lovers, tennis player, tennis players, serve, serves, serving, spike, spikes, spiking
"If this were the Planet of the Apes you'd get me another drink."
Tags:bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail bar, drunk, drunken, drunks, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drinker, booze, boozer, cocktail, cocktails, problem drinker, problem drinkers, ape, apes, bartender, bartenders, barkeep, barkeepers, servers, serve, serving, customer, customers, demanding customer, demanding customers, difficult customer, difficult customers, film, films, film references, movies, movie reference, customer service
A bartender serves a martini to a runner with the number 007.
Tags:server, servers, waiter, waiters, barkeeper, barkeepers, bartender, bartenders, martini, drink, drinks, alcohol, alcoholic, serving, service, customer service, spy, spies, secret service, secret service, espionage, literature, runner, runners, running, race, races, racing, marathon, marathons, marathoner, marathoners, race number, race numbers, fictional character, fictional characters, sport, sports
"You can't take a solo after every serve."
Tags:sport, sports, tennis, player, players, athlete, athletes, racket, rackets, racquet, racquets, serve, serves, serving, net, nets, match, matches, game, games, music, air guitar, air guitarist, air guitarists, air guitars, guitar, guitars, guitarist, guitarist, solo, solos, musical instrument, musical instruments, rock, rock and roll rock'n'roll, rock & roll, jamming, bad timing, inappropriate, bad sportsmanship
Lunch at P.J. Puberty's
"First, milk and cookies, Excellency, then a nap, and then OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"
Tags:off with their heads, king, kings, ruler, rulers, servant, servant, agenda, agendas, on the agenda, schedule, schedules, milk and cookies, nap, naps, napping, nap time, naptime, serve, serving, servitude, pander, pandering, worship, worshipping, mother, mothering, look after, looking after, royal, royalty, leader, leaders, child, kid, kids, childhood, mollycoddle, mollycoddling, coddle, coddling, cosset, indulge, indulgent, overindulge, overindulgent, contrast, unexpected, assassination, assassinations
"What'll it be, handsome?"
A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.
"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."
Tags:uniform, uniforms, service, serve, serving, football, american football, football uniform, football uniforms, team, teams, self, selfless, selfless act, selfless acts, surrender yourself, surrender, self-denial, denial, ego, egotistic, pretend, pretending, self-aggrandizement, self aggrandizing, self-aggrandizing, self-aggrandisement, self-aggrandising, self aggrandising, pep talk, pep talks, motivational talk, soldier, soldiers, football player, football players, duty, duties
Sunday Morning Prayer Breakfast
Tags:church, churches, pray, prayer, prayers, praying, religion, religious, religions, breakfast, meal, meals, food, foods, breakfast food, omelette, omelettes, egg, eggs, cheese, server, serving, servers, waiter, waiters, priest, priests, preach, preaching, preacher, preachers, chef, chefs, cooking, cook, cooks
A tennis player serves with the fish and net.