"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"
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"I can assure you, madam, that our commitment to transparency will never inhibit our willingness to kick ass."
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"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."
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"They're crowdsourcing your session."
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"How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?"
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"Don't you know about the Jeff Sessions Dog Whistle?"
"Today I announce the formation of a religious liberty task force to protect cherished freedom of belief, which is under assault in our great country."
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