"I thought they'd hit it off. They're all going through their mid-life crises."
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"My girlfriend said you were cute, but, gosh, she didn't say how cute."
"You're really nice, Richard. I was hoping I could fix you up with my mom."
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"And make it look as if he's been run over by a glacier."
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"You are about to be swallowed whole!"
"Maybe you set it up wrong."
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"Don't worry, Jimmy. If I die you'll be taken care of. Quickly."
"All those in favor say 'aye'. All those out of favor just be quiet."
"Then, when I tell the board to jump, you yell 'how high?' "
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"...Only a minute or so more and man will have his first view of the other side of the moon!"
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"See if you can get him to torment something."
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"Well, I had a lovely evening, but now I've got to hurry up ahead and try to lose you on a side street."
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"Hey Mr. President. Don't you think it's unfair how black people can say the N-word but we can't?"
"Sorry Ed, I forgot about the trap door we installed."
"If you like I can set you up with a bullet I dodged."
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"You know who's crooked? The F.B.I."
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