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"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

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"I'm glad this case could be settled out of context."

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Cat accused of eating fish

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"He didn't exactly ask for a divorce-he offered me an early-retirement package."

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"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC122258   High Res: 5000x1818 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: business men, business man, business person, business people, businessmen, businessman, businessperson, lion, lions, chase, chasing, chased, name a figure, deal, deals, making a deal, making deals, deal maker, deal makers, name your price, settlement, settlements, financial settlement, financial settlements, sue, sued, suing, law suit, law suits, corporate law, pay off, payed off, mountain lions, mountain lions

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"She's just waiting for him to be worth divorcing."

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"If you settle I want have the pleasure of squashing them in a court of law, but I can live with that."

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"This firm has a long history of bringing gravitas to frivolous lawsuits."

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"It's a settlement check for $8.23. Apparently we're members of a class that suffered irreparable economic loss and severe emotional distress."

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"Butt out, Buster! Who the hell do you think you are-Jimmy Carter?"

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Divorce Sale

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"Oh, stop flexing, Dinsdale, get you lawyers and let's deal."

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"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

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"She got the paintings, I got the frames."

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"Your mother and I still think two dollars a week is plenty, but, in an effort to avoid litigation, we're willing to go to two seventy-five."

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"I can't help feeling a little suspicious. One half is to be run by Bill Gates, and the other half by someone called Gil Bates."

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"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

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"The sooner I start smoking, the sooner I get my big settlement from the tobacco companies."

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"Damn!—And we were this close to an attorney-friendly settlement."

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"Negotiations are going to be tougher than I thought. Your wife is being backed by Syria."

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"And, in exchange for his testimony, your client gets to pick something nice out of our catalogue."

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