"Don't even think about it, buster!"
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"The way I see it, there will be plenty of time for abstinence after I'm married."
"I know I say this a lot, but if I were a robot I would totally have sex with that."
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"A penny for your thoughts, Mr. Griscom."
"One day, son, all this will belong to the youngest woman willing to make her body my playground."
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"My instincts tell me to call an emergency board meeting. My emotions tell me to have it at the all-nude bar across the street."
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"Don't be too upset. If we were meant to have good sex, we probably would have married other people."
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"Sometimes I close my eyes and pretend that someone else is denying me sex."
Sex! thought Byron. What a great Idea! Will share my wonderful idea with Inez!
"Lately, I've been channelling all my sexual energy into sex."
"The whole time I served in the US congress, I dreamed of exactly this: being a wealthy lobbyist sitting here with you."
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"Would you care to put your filthy paws on me?"
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"Fred is heterosexual, but I'd wish he'd be a little more blatant about it."
"God, you're hot-blooded!"
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"Tonight, you're dessert!"
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"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."
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"To you it was fast."
"Perhaps it's time we stop reading about sex and just go to sleep."
"Dear Lord, please grant me sex for favors."
"You keep using the phrase 'Better than sex.' You must not be doing it right."
A woman places traffic cones around herself in bed.
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"She's giving me the look that says no - but I know its yes."
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"When will you grow up about sex and lose interest in it?"
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"Roger might be just right for you. He plans his entire day around the wild thing, too."
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"The goddesses want some young dudes."