Sexist Cartoons

"To be honest - I'm not sure that accounting can be taught."

"Where did you get those big brown eyes and that tiny mind

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

Under-the-Weather Jenny

"Yes, Harold, I do speak for all women."

"I see by your résumé that you're a woman."

"Is there someone here who is sensitive to the banking needs of women?"

"You know, in some cultures the male does things."

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

"For the last time, Crawford, our firm is 'warm and fuzzy,' not 'touchy-feely.'"

"Do you have any problem being fired by a women?"

"I love you too, Daddy, but it just kills me that you're a man."

"Sorry, Chief, but of course I didn't mean 'bimbo' in the pejorative sense."

"Anyone here not a feminist?"

"I can only discuss salary and benefits. You'll have to analyze the babe situation yourself."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"Hey! Love the way women are beginning to laugh at themselves."

"Enough about me, but nothing about you just yet."

"I actually prefer same sex - as long as it doesn't involve sex."

"You keep forgetting those are regular glasses, not your sunglasses."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"You symbolize everything that's wrong with me."

"That was a fine report, Barbara. But since the sexes speak different languages, I probably didn't understand a word of it."

"I want a woman who's not afraid to have a few extra pounds- but doesn't."

"The subject of tonight's discussion is: why are there no women on this panel?"