"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
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"It has yet to turn a profit."
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Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen
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"The employees have to assume a share of the blame for allowing the pension fund to become so big and tempting."
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"We've changed our investment strategy."
"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."
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"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "
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"This wasn't commissioned by the Emperor. This is just my random thoughts on stuff."
Nasdaq, Meshach and Abednego
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Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street
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"I'll need you to sign this binding agreement that you acknowledge you said no, you didn't want any dessert, and that you give up all claim to mine."
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"I only overshare because you never listen."
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"Each to each, I always say! Share and share alike! I take pride in my cuisine, but at the same time I am willing to divvy up household chores with a wife. Say, a wife named Irma. That is, if Irma shares as breadwinner! I'll do the cooking! We'll split th
Wall Street Down
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"Care for a sleazeball?"
"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."
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"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."
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"We have a share in an apple."
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Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces
"Must you tell us what our daily share of the national debt is every time we sit down to dinner?"
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"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."
"I don't get it—last time I jiggled the mouse this way we made a 16.45-per-cent profit."
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"As we run down the figures, Mr. Fell will do the play-by-play, I will do the running commentary, and Mr. Russell will provide the color."
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"Was the Dow to die for today, or what?"
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"You know, sometimes I don't think of us so much as dealers in stocks and bonds as dealers in dreams."
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