"Wilkins, this is Cosgrove. All our offices are now double occupancy."
"I'm not wasting my life online - I'm building my brand."
"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."
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"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "
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"Everybody thinks I'm in rehab."
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"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."
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"This wasn't commissioned by the Emperor. This is just my random thoughts on stuff."
"And a bag of peanuts."
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"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."
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"It's a shame you missed the eighties."
"Hoarding is just as human as sharing."
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Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms
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"I know if Crampton were here he'd want us to divvy up his bonus."
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"Hey, Jerky! You're standing in the middle of my entrée!"
"I would share my cookies, but I'm afraid I'll set up a cycle of dependency."
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"You know, Mark, your tabouli salad makes us look bad."
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"I'll need you to sign this binding agreement that you acknowledge you said no, you didn't want any dessert, and that you give up all claim to mine."
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"I only overshare because you never listen."
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A dog sneaks into the bed of his owner in the middle of the night.
"Nowadays, they have to share the expense of owning a castle."
"Each to each, I always say! Share and share alike! I take pride in my cuisine, but at the same time I am willing to divvy up household chores with a wife. Say, a wife named Irma. That is, if Irma shares as breadwinner! I'll do the cooking! We'll split th
"You were right-we should have just split one."
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"If he wants it, let him have it."