"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."
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"What you need to watch is the snacking between frenzies."
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Jaws phones his agent.
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"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."
"I guess this is me."
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"I have a spiritual side, but mostly I'm an eating machine."
"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."
"It's a great school, but it wasn't my first choice."
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Sharkman to the rescue!
"It was terrible. It was like a media frenzy."
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"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"
"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."
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"Just ignore them. They're summer people."
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"No! No! I swear I didn't say nothing!"
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"You should see the size of the shark the Chinese are using."
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"Oh boy! I've won the- "
"Visualize yourself not dying and then be that reality."
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"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom
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"To be perfectly hones, I've never ripped into anything that wasn't begging to be ripped into."
"I start every diet with the best intentions, but it goes to hell as soon as I sense blood in the water."
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"Come on in, kids. The water's fine-just fine."
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"We're saved! We're saved!"
"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."
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"You usually don't see them so close to people who urinate in the water."