"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."
"Oh boy! I've won the- "
"Visualize yourself not dying and then be that reality."
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"To be perfectly hones, I've never ripped into anything that wasn't begging to be ripped into."
"We're saved! We're saved!"
"You usually don't see them so close to people who urinate in the water."
"I'm trying to eat more locals."
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Attack of the dreaded pantsing sharks.
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"Must you always bring your work home?"
Man running from shark fin.
"O.K. so clearly the sanctions didn't work."
"Ca you describe the shark?"
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"Have you heard about what the fiberglass in surfboards can do to you?"
"You beach yourself, then when they're pushing you back into the water we make our move."
"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"
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"Remember when the boatload of reporters sank? Now, that was a feeding frenzy."
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"It's a very restrictive diet. I can only eat people named 'Atkins'."
"If they're swimming they're seafood. If they're on surfboards they're not."
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"Must it be a frenzy every time you feed?"
"He made millions and we got a bad rap. Why has no one eaten Spielberg?"
"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."
"I like a diet rich in surfers."
"God, I love the smell of sunblock in the morning."
Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.
Two people kissing in a Tunnel of Love are approached by two sharks
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