"We found you and raised you as one of us, so we were just wondering, at what point did you learn to shave?"
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"As long as I've got my legs shaved, I might as well do something with them."
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"I lied when I told you I shave my head."
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"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."
"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."
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"I've made a terrible mistake."
"I can't take him seriously since he shaved."
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"Lethal injection's my favorite, because they don't make you shave your head."
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"You know, if you stopped shaving your eyebrows doors might open."
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"Another mustache sir?"
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"Dad, when will I be old enough to shave?"
"I had my coat made into a sweater."
"A shave and a shine."
Shaving off your Beard
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Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.
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"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."
"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"
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Your Guide to Winning Movember
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"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."
"I'm waxing my armpits, do you like it?"
"I shaved my chest, in case you think that's sexy."
"I'm afraid it's beginning to show a little on top, Brother Francis."
"And then one day I decided, no more razor burns for me."