Tags:little bo peep, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, sheep, lamb, animal, animals, farm, farms, shepherd, shepherds, shepherdess, shepherdesses, herdsman, herdsmen, herdswoman, herdswomen, girl, girls, boy, boys, woman, women, men, man, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships
"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."
Tags:cat, cats, sheep, shepherd, sheep herd, herd, herding, herder, herds, farm, farms, farming, livestock, livestocks, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, round up, rounding up, absurd, role change, talking animals, odd choice, odd choices, unique, unique talents, job, job, work, working, employment, stereotypes, old fashioned, crook, bopeep, bo peep, sheep dog, herding cats, herding cat, working animal, working animals
"I often feel woolly, but seldom do I feel very wild."
"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"
Tags:farming, herding, speeches, sheep, shepherd, shepherds, campaign, campaigns, campaign speech, campaign speeches, political campaign, political campaigns, leader, leaders, leadership, leadership quality, leadership qualities, party platform, party platforms, leader, leaders, leading, speech, speeches, mankoff
"My self-esteem was so low I just followed her around everywhere she would go."
Tags:lamb, lambs, sheep, animal, animals, self esteem, self-esteem, confident, confidence, confidently, mary, mary had a little lamb, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery-rhyme, nursery-rhymes, following, follow, dating, dates, ask out, asking out, ask on a date, the lamb was sure to go, folk song, perspective, sad, pity
"Hey, we're sheep. Everything seems like a good idea."
"Sure, I follow the herd- out of a deep respect for the concept of community."
Tags:sheep, follow the herd, following the herd, community, communities, philosophy, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, justification, justifications, thinking outside the box, obedience, brainless, brainlessness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, modern life, modern attitudes, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, following the pack, follow the pack
"I've never trusted cows."
Tags:cow, cows, sheep, lamb, lambs, trust, trusts, trusted, pasture, pastures, field, fields, farm, farms, farming, farmed, farmer, suspicious, suspicion, sceptic, sceptical, scepticism, grass, grasses, grassy, countryside, country, country side, talking animal, talking animals, animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism
"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."
"I've take a government handout not to grow any wool."
Tags:sheep, wool, animal product, animal products, handout, handouts, government handout, government handouts, bribes, bribes, government scheme, government schemes, government initiative, government initiatives, incentive, inventives, government incentive, government incentives, social policy, social policies, farm animal, farm animals, shepherd, shepherds
"I want us to get in on the ground floor of the next bandwagon."
Tags:band wagon, band-wagon, bandwagon, jump on the bandwagon, jumping on the bandwagon, follower, following, trend, trends, trendy, trending, modern life, sheeple, sheep, conform, conformity, conforming, bus stop, play on words, word play, word-play, join, join in, included, includes, inclusive, hype, hype train, hyped, modern, media, criticism, critical, critically, critics, jargon, businessmen, businessman, exec, execs, executive, executives, invest, investment
"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"
Tags:animal, animals, sheep, flock, flocks, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, bo-peep, little bo-peep, roll call, roll calls, attendance, present, answer, answers, answering, name, names, list, lists
"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."
Tags:farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, agribusiness, retirement, retireing, sheep farming, sheep farmer, sheep farmers, commercialism, commercialist, commercialise, commercialisze, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, business person, business people, business manager, business executive, take over, take-over, business take over, business take-over, unnecessary, unnecessary measures, sheep, herd of sheep, modern life, modern attitudes
'Next Bandwagon Arrives At... 11:00 AM'
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"Under New Management"
Tags:animal, animals, sheep, cat, cats, shepherd, shepherds, watching, watching over, guarding, flock, flocks, her, herds, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, field, fields, hillside, under new management, new management, store, stores, shop, shops, restaurant, restaurants, retail, manager, managers, management, business, businesses, sign, signs
Old MacDonald Checks His Voice Mail.
Tags:animal, animals, animal sounds, animal noises, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, livestock, cow, cows, chicken, chickens, pig, pigs, sheep, song, songs, children's song, children's songs, old macdonald had a farm, lyrics, famous, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, voice mail, voice mails, voicemail, voicemails, answering machine, answering machines, message, messages, cluck, baa, moo, oink, technology
"I'm afraid I can't help you. I'm from New Zealand, and all I know is sheep."
Tags:man, men, stranger, strangers, asking for directions, directions, lost, confused, map, maps, address, addresses, pedestrian, pedestrians, help, helping, unhelpful, assist, assisting, useless, city, cities, urban, new zealand, kiwi, kiwis, new zealander, new zealanders, tourist, tourists, street, streets, animal, animals, sheep, herd, herds, flock, flocks, shepherd, shepherds, stereotype, stereotypes, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, know, knowledge, traveler, traveler, traveller, travellers
"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."
Tags:mary had a little lamb, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, poem, poems, poetry, story, stories, children's story, children's stories, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, rhyme, rhymes, character, characters, animal, animals, sheep, talking animal, talking animals, mary, lamb, lambs, little lamb, fleece, white, grey, gray, gray hair, gray hairs, grey hair, grey hairs, silver, hair, old age, ageing, aging, growing old, growing older, going gray, going grey, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, dating, couple, couples, break-up, break-ups, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, split, dump, dumped
LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP
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"If you are travelling with small children or if you just need a little extra time, we invite you to board the aircraft at this time."
Tags:travel, travels, traveling, traveled, travelling, travelled, air travel, airport, airline, boarding, board, boarding airplane, airport gate, airport terminal, airport terminals, gate, gates, announcement, announcements, gate announcement, gate announcements, sheep, shepherd, shepherds, sheepherder, sheepherders, herd, herds, herd of sheep, farmer, farming, farmers, sheep farming, sheep farmers, sheep farmer, passenger, passengers, airline passenger, airline passengers, gate agent, gate agents, flight attendant, flight attendants, air steward, air stewards, airline, airlines
Sheep In Curlers
Tags:sheep, heard of sheep, lamb, lambs, hair curler, hair curlers, hair dresser, hair dressers, barber, barbers, beauty treatment, beauty treatments, perm, hair perm, standing out, stand out, unique, individual, individualism, stand out from the crowd, stand out from the herd, personal care, countryside, countrysides
"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, old testament, genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, big boat, big boats, large boat, large boats, animal, animals, pairs, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, weather, bad weather, storm, storms, stormy, rain, raining, rainy, tropical storm, tropical storms, hurricane, hurricanes, cyclone, cyclones, typhoon, typhoons, natural disaster, natural disasters, flood, flooding great flood, downgraded, silly, feel silly, prepared, emergency preparedness, prepared for an emergency, preparing for an emergency, emergency, emergencies, disaster, disasters, safety, safety precaution, safety precautions, evacuating, evacuation, evacuations
"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"
Tags:animal, animals, sheep, pig, pigs, eat, eating, meat, bacon, pork, god, creation, creationism, religion, religious, judaism, jewish, dietary law, dietary laws, kosher, non-kosher, food, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, shepherd, shepherds, wrap, wrapped, shpasik, jtoons
"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."