"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."
Tags:phone, phones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, technology, remote, productivity, business, businesses, sea, seas, stranded, lifeboat, life boat, life-boat, lifeboats, life boats, raft, rafts, drift, drifting, shark, sharks, danger, dangerous, ocean, oceans, survivor, survivors, corporate culture, corporate culture, shipwreck, shipwrecked, work from home, working from home, remote work, office
Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.
Tags:ship, ships, boat, boats, storm, storms, stormy, rain, rainy, sea, seas, ocean, sinking, sinking ship, sinking ships, capsize, going down, inflate, inflatables, blow-up, blow up, blowing up, island, islands, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, shipwreck, shipwrecks, shipwrecked, lifeboat, lifeboats, sailing, sailboat, sailboats, sailor, sailors, modern life, convenient, convenience, emergency, emergencies, safety, prepared, cliche, cliches, cartoon cliches
"Why? Did you want one?"
School Trip To The Beach
Tags:washed up, washed, ship, shipwreck, ship wreck, shipwrecked, ship wrecked, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, sea side, kid, kids, child, bus crash, castaway, castaways, schoolbus, school bus, crash, absurd, absurdity, play, playing, free, freedom, freely, run, running, school trip, school trips, travel, travelled, travels, tourists, tourist, tourism
Man on Desert Island reads about himself.
"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."
Tags:island, islands, desert island, desert islands, middle of nowhere, stranded, shipwrecked, castaway, castaways, survivor, survivors, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, living together, live together, long time, look like, similar, same, twin, twins, palm tree, palm trees, tree, trees, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, face, faces, matching, pair, pairs
"Of course I'm glad. It's just that I had a bad experience with a boat once."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, deserted island, deserted islands, island, islands, stranded, survivor, survivors, shipwrecked, cruise ship, cruise ships, rescue, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers, boat, boats, ship, ships, bad experience, bad experiences, past experience, past experiences, trauma, traumatised, traumatized, psychology, mental health, bad memories, bad memory, sea travel
"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"
Arbitrageur in Exile
"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, ship wrecked, shipwrecked, hopeless, hopelessness, oblivious, obliviousness, future president, political candidate, political candidates, going mad, going crazy, optimistic, optimism, optimist, optimists, hopeful, political campaign, political campaigns, marooned, bright future, ambitious, ambition, ambitions, bad company
"I could never leave this place—this is where I grew up."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, abandoned, abandonment, stranded, stubborn, stubbornness, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, son, sons, attached, attachment, grief, grieving, mother, mothers, father, fathers, shipwrecked, home, homes, growing up, grew up, graves, gravestones, gravestone, graveyard, cemetery, cemetaries
"I'd like to start seeing other castaways."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, dating, dating problems, dating issues, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, partner, partners, seeing new people, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, breakup, breakups, dump, dumping, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, stranded, ship-wrecked, shipwrecked
"We're in Japanese waters, that's for sure."
Tags:art, art history, history, historical, woodblock print, woodblock prints, katsushika hokusai, hokusai, japan, japanese, wave, waves, the great wave off kanagawa, japanese art, sea, ocean, oceans, sea, castaway, castaways, shipwrecked, stranded, raft, rafts, big, large, huge, sea of japan, japanese waters, maritime boundary, maritime boundaries
"We need some sort of useless leader."
"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."
Tags:treasure, treasures, greed, greediness, greedy, corporate greed, corporate culture, desert island, desert islands, deserted island, deserted islands, businessmen, businessman, shipwreck, shipwrecks, shipwrecked, castaway, castaways, gold, money bag, money bags, moneybag, moneybags, money-bag, money-bags, priority, priorities, rich, riches, rich people
"I still say we pull it and deal with the consequences of its being a false alarm when they come."
A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera
Tags:desert island, island, shipwrecked, shipwreck, castaway, castaway, cctv, surveillance, surveillance state, surveillance culture, big brother, watching, watch, observe, observes, privacy, lack of privacy, invasion of privacy, solitude, mass surveillance, monitor, control, freedom, lack of freedom, threat to freedom, modern life, modern culture, social media
"I spy something blue."
"There are worse places to get shipwrecked."
Tags:island, islands, desert island, desert islands, middle of nowhere, stranded, shipwrecked, castaway, castaways, survivor, survivors, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, animal, animals, alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, friendly, good luck, lucky, fortunate, positive thinking, optimism, optimist, optimists, optimistic
"No man is an island, but I come pretty damn close."
Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, maroon, marooned, shipwrecked, abandoned, abandon, parachute, parachutes, aid, trousers, pants, suit, suits, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, fashions, emergency help, med flight, emergency aid, emergency parachute, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, rescue, rescues, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, emergency supplies
Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign
Tags:nixon, elect, election, elections, time, time passing, passing, shipwrecked, shipwreck, priority, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, marooned, maroon, maroons, castaway, ship wreck, ship wrecked, politics, american politics, american, america, united states, politicians, political figure, political figures, government, reference, history, modern history, modern life, behind the times, sign, signs, support, supporter, supports, supporting, signage