"I'm leaving early, before mission creep takes over."
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New York Man
"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."
Tags:deadline, deadlines, paperwork, due date, due dates, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, lazy, laziness, chronological order, shirk, shirking, irresponsible, irresponsibility, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessperson, businessperson, business people, modern life, modern attitudes, fail, failed, failing
"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"
Tags:coffee, getting coffee, coffee shop, coffee shops, customer service, bad customer service, bad service, slow service, lazy, laziness, overstaffed, over-staffed, over complicated, over complication, over-complicated, over-complication, coffee bar, coffee bars, shirk, shirking, work idle, work-idle, impatient, impatience, irritated, irritating, decaf, decaf coffee, modern life, modern times, barista, baristas, red tape, committee, committees, liaison, liaisons, corporate structure, corporate structure s
'On Company Time: A Novel'
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"I'm Sorry, Everyone - My E-Mail Account Got Hacked Last Night By Some Alcohol"
Tags:drunk, drunken, drunkard, drinking, night of heavy drinking, heavy drinking, rough night, drunk dial, hack, hacked, hacking, hacks, irresponsible, irresponsibility, shirk, shirking, shirking the blame, blame, blamed, dodging the blame, dodged the blame, email, emails, access, accessing, internet, internets, texting, text, texts, drunk text, drunk texting, office life, offices, office living, business, businessmen, businessman, inappropriate, inappropriately, workplace, in the workplace
Tags:the buck stops here, take responsibility, takes responsibility, irresponsible, irresponsibility, pass the buck, passes the buck, passing the buck, president, presidents, presidential, politician, politicians, shirk, shirks, shirking, blame, blames, blaming, truman, harry truman, quote, quotes, quotation, quotations, presidential authority, campaign finance, campaign finance reform, disavow, disavows, disavowing, deny, denies, denying
"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."
Tags:jersey, new jersey, delegate, delegates, delegating, avoid responsibility, avoiding responsibility, new york, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, snob, snobs, emergency, emergencies, invasion, invasions, monster, monsters, police, police department, police departments, emergency worker, emergency workers, invader, invaders, invading, problem, someone else's problem, shirk, shirks, shirking
"Your Honor, it would be a hardship for me to sit on a long, non-celebrity trial.
Tags:law, laws, legal, legality, legalism, legalisms, jury, juries, juror, jurors, jury duty, duty, court, court of law, courts, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, judge, judges, judicial, judiciary, foreman, fore, trial, trialled, trialed, trials, excuse, excuses, bored, boring, bores, long, lengthy, non-celebrity, shirking, shirk, citizen, citizenship, citizens
"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."
Tags:golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, golf player, golf players, playing golf, family, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, shirk, shirking, avoid, avoiding, avoidance, lazy, laziness, bad husband, bad husbands, bad father, bad fathers, gender issues, gender inequality, escape, escaping
"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, exhausted, exhaustion, overwork, overworked, tired, nap, naps, napping, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, asleep on the job, lazy, laziness, shirk, shirking, caught, caught out, office sleeping, gold standard, glad standard, judge, judging, record, records, impressed, impressive, impressing, sprawl, sprawling, sprawled, sleeping on the job, told off, telling off, in trouble, reprimand, reprimanded, reprimanding
"I know doesn't look like I'm doing anything, but I'm like a cat ready to pounce."
Tags:lazy, laziness, shirk, shirking, shirker, shirkers, salcking, slacker, slackers, prepared, preparedness, ready, wait, waiting, employee, employees, bad employee, bad employees, excuse, excuses, offices, office job, office jobs, making excuses, office worker, office workers, bad excuse, bad excuses
"Didn't you ever have a book that you just couldn't put down?"
Tags:business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, board meeting, board meetings, business meeting, business meetings, book, books, good book, good books, good read, good reads, addictive, professionalism, unprofessional, inconsiderate, board member, board members, lazy, laziness, shirking, shirk, shirker, shirkers, slacking, slacker, slackers
"Could you run those numbers by me again? I was thinking of an old love."
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The Faith-Based Family
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"If I won the lottery I'd still come to work, I just wouldn't do a good job."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, lottery, shirking, shirk, shirked, slacking, slack, slack off, slacking off, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinates