"You're kidding. I thought it was Friday."
"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."
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"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
Tags:viking, vikings, pillage, pillaging, raid, raiding, less talking more raiding, ancient, ancient history, historical, horned, horn, horns, horned helmet, helmet, helmets, caught, problem, problems, hat, hats, shirt, shirts, boat, longboat, norse, nordic, armor, armour, europe, european history, european, myth, myths, mythology, early modern, medieval
I love NY - except for you foreigners with too much dough
"Cheap merch will only hold them for so long."
Tags:merch, merchandise, t-shirt, t-shirts, tshirt, tshirts, shirt, shirts, t-shirt gun, t-shirt guns, t-shirt launcher, t-shirt launchers, t-shirt cannon, t-shirt cannons, viking, vikings, knight, knights, guard, guards, riot, riots, castle, castles, medieval, invader, invaders, invasion, invasions, invaded, distraction, distractions, siege, sieges
Gifts from the House of Low Goals.
Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, kid, kids, child, children, airplane mode, flight mode, technology, turn on, turn off, setting, settings, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, flying with kids, flying with children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, family, families, shirt, shirts, t-shirt, t-shirts, modern life
ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,
Tags:ethics, ethical, unethical, getting dressed, dress, shirt, shirts, labor laws, labour laws, trade, trading, neglect, neglecting, ignore, ignoring, ignores, ignored, label, labels, made in, inconsequential, fair trade, fairtrade, fairness, slave labour, slave labor, sweatshop, sweatshops, poor condition, poor conditions, international relations
A homeless man sells t-shirts of himself.
Tags:capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, homeless, homelessness, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, t-shirt, t-shirts, shirt, shirts, salesman, salesmen, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, small business, small businesses, small business owner, small business owners
Che Guevara in a Bart Simpson t-shirt.
Tags:capitalism, consumer, consumers, consumerism, socialist, socialists, socialism, communist, communists, communism, revolutionary, revolutionaries, revolution, revolutions, t-shirt, t-shirts, shirt, shirts, brand, brands, corporate brand, corporate brands, sell-out, sell-outs, selling out, marxist, marxists, marxism, cuba, cuban, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy
Ask me about my thick neck.
Tags:shirt, t shirt, t-shirt, shirts, t shirts, t-shirts, sweater, sweaters, jumper, jumpers, slogan, slogans, ask me about my, neck, necks, thick, thicker, thickest, jugular, fashion, fashions, clothes, ask me about my shirt, ask, asking, questions, questioning, help, helping, exercise, exercising, bodybuild, body building, body builders
Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.
Button-Down Collars of the Workplace
Tags:shirt, shirts, mens clothes, mens clothing, men's clothes, men's clothing, mens fashion, men's fashion, offices, office worker, office workers, collar, collars, unbuttoned collars, unbuttoned collar, personal style, personal styles, button down collars, button down collar, button-down collar, button-down collars, relaxed, laid back, laid-back, uptight, up tight, up-tight, smart, smartness, tidy, tidiness, work clothes, workplace fashion, workplace fashions, dress to impress, dressing to impress, personality, personalities
"Have it your way- I'm happier than you are."
Not a huge fan of my wife's new boyfriend.
Tags:t-shirt, shirt, shirts, novelty shirt, novelty shirts, novelty t-shirt, novelty t-shirts, fan, fans, infidelity, infidelities, spouse, spouses, cheater, cheaters, divorce, divorces, jealous, jealousy, ex, exes, ex-wife, ex-wives, ex-husband, date, dates, dating, single, newly single, lonely, sad, unhappy, single life
"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."
Tags:film, films, movie, movies, tv, t.v., television, show, shows, program, programs, programmes, programme, sci-fi, science fiction, alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, space, outer space, technology, computer, computers, e-commerce, ecommerce, online shopping, internet shopping, shopping, shopper, shoppers, fashion, shirt, shirts, order, orders, ordering
Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.
Another way to keep an empty seat beside you on the train.
Tags:transport, transportation, public transit, public transport, public transportation, shirt, shirts, graphic shirts, t-shirt, graphic t-shirts, graphic t-shirt, fashion, style, off-putting, saving seats, seat, seats, ask me, ask me about, religion, religious, religions, train, trains, subway, railway, underground, metro, empty seat, introvert, introverted, shy, awkward, social anxiety, anxiety, anxieties, unpopular, outcast, outcasts, strange, stranger, strangers
"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."
Tags:blouse, blouses, fashions, fashionable, fashion sense, trend, trends, trendy, trendiness, dress sense, dress-sense, shirt, shirts, changing room, changing rooms, changing, dressing room, dressing rooms, skirt, skirts, top, tops, outfit, outfits, clothes shopping, clothes store, clothes shop, new outfit, new outfits
I'm with Stupid
"That new sheriff don't scare me none!"
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, western, westerns, desert, deserts, backwards, men, man, trousers, pants, shirt, shirts, horse, horses, horseback, put your pants on one leg at a time, idiom, idioms, figure of speech, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, just like me, just like you, sheriff, sheriffs, authority, idiot, idiots, incompetence
"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."
Tags:grand jury, grand juries, court, courts, in court, court of law, courts of law, dress code, dress codes, suit, suits, smart clothes, smart clothing, jury, juries, juror, jurors, shirt, shirts, white shirt, white shirts, standards, appearance, appearances, legal proceedings, legal system, the legal system, criminal charges, accused, the accused
Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt
Tags:pirate, pirates, yarr, yarr, me hearty, yo-ho-ho, avast, avast ye, scurvy, shiver me timbers, shirt, shirts, tee, tees, t-shirt, t-shirts, ship, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, captains, pirate captain, pirate captains, cliche, cliches, consumerism, slogan, slogans, cliched, skull and crossbones, crossbones
"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"
"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."
Tags:men, man, shopping, fashion, shirt, shirts, ironing, non-iron, clothes, clothing, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, dislike, dislikes, worse, better, decision, decisions, deciding, choosing, choice, choices, clothes shopping, shopping for clothes, fashion sense, lazy, fashion choices