Tags:street performer, street performers, busker, buskers, busking, pied piper, the pied piper, accompany, accompaniment, accompanist, accompanists, duet, duets, bad singer, bad singers, loud music, bad musician, bad musicians, guitarist, guitarists, bad music, shock, shocks, shut up, tempt, tempting, false security, false sense of security, trick, tricks, playing tricks, practical joke, practical jokes, clarinet, clarinets, clarinetist, clarinetists
"The jury will disregard the witness's last remarks."
"And that's how ya clean a deer!"
Tags:show, show and tell, deer, deer hunt, deer hunting, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, poach, poaching, poacher, poachers, poached, gun, guns, rifle, buck, big game, game, game hunting, school, schools, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergarteners, carcass, vegetarian, trauma, traumatise, traumatised, shock, shocked, shock value, surprise, lost innocence, toxic masculinity
"The question is, Is static electricity better than no electricity at all?"
Tags:surprise, surprises, bad news, ugly surprise, ugly surprises, pregnancy, fail, fails, failing, failure, failures, cancer, malignant, malignancy, divorce, divorces, surprise party, surprise parties, birthday party, birthday parties, flunk, flunks, fired, firing, firings, unexpected, news, shock, shocks, shocking, surprising, unfortunate
"You tell me if the roast beef is fresh."
Tags:fresh, fresh meat, beef, cow, cows, butcher, butchers, shop, shops, shopper, shopping, butcher shop, butchered, gores, vegetarian, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarians, gross out, gross-out, horror, horrify, horrific, horrifying, meat is murder, shock, shock factor, shock value, foodie, foodies
"Who ordered the megatelli?"
Tags:pasta, pastas, tagliatelle, megatelli, restaurant, oversized, large, big, huge, italian, restaurants, italian restaurants, order, orders, menu, menus, mega, dining, eating, eat, filling, full, italy, miscommunication, explanation, surprise, surprising, shock, shocks, surprises, misunderstanding, misunderstood
"I'll give you a few moments to recover from the prices."
Tags:menu, menus, posh restaurant, posh restaurants, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, expensive restaurant, expensive restaurants, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, snotty restaurant, snotty restaurants, girlfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, shock, shocks, wallet, check, checks, cheque, cheques
Tags:edgar allen poe, literature, books, books, poetry, poem, poems, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, children's story, children's stories, kid, kids, child, children, sing a song of sixpence, king, kings, q, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, food, pie, pies, eating, animal, animals, bird, birds, talking animal, talking animals, talking bird, talking birds, nevermore, raven, ravens, blackbird, blackbirds, crow, crows, shocked, surprised, shock, surprise, history, historical
"Sorry, Ted. I probably should have said 'spoiler alert' before I fired you."
Tags:job, jobs, career, careers, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, fired, firing, laid off, redundant, made redundant, redundancy, work, worker, workers, workplace, unemployed, unemployment, employer, employers, employee, employees, spoiler alert, spoilers, surprise, surprised, shock, shocked, shocking, let go, office, offices, office workers, white collar, white collar jobs
"Don't worry Phil, we're just moving you down to four."
"I've forgotten what I want to be remembered for."
"Let's go to that new place where they club something to death and cook it for you right there."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, eating, eating out, foody, foodie, foodies, cook, cooking, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, meat-free, meat free, inhumane, animal, animals, animal rights, animal activism, shock value, shock, honest, honesty, blatant, club, clubbed, death, dead, fresh meat, fresh, fresh produce, meat, raw meat, steak
"Great God Almighty! Somebody please wake me up and tell me I'm only dreaming that the chicken marsala costs a whopping twenty-eight ninety-five!"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, menu, menus, expensive, cost, costs, money, sticker shock, sticker-shock, price, prices, pricey, costly, surprised, shocked, surprise, shock, high price, high prices, wake-up, wake up, wakeup, dream, dreams, dreaming, chicken marsala, diner, diners, customer, customers
"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."
Tags:ombudsman, ombudsmen, parents, parent, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mother, mothers, motherhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, family, families, investigate, investigator, investigators, investigating, investigative, authority, critic, complaint, complaints, house, household, troubleshoot, troubleshooter, troubleshooting, troubleshooters, adviser, advisers, counsellor, counsellors, family counselling, angry, anger, shock, shocked, surprised, shocking, mad, child protective services
"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"
"I just never imagined they wouldn't ﬁnally come up with some form of government aid."
"Those are prison tattoos."
Tags:tattoo, tattoos, prison tattoos, prison tattoo, one night stand, one night stand, caught out, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminals, shock, shocked, surprise, surprises, the morning after, ex-offender, ex-offenders, resocialized, resocialised, resocialisation, regret, regrets, regretting, ex-prisoner, ex-prisoners, found out, couple, couples, mistake, mistakes, count, counting, counting down the days
"Three Hysterically Blind Mice"
Tags:nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, mother goose, three blind mice, mice, mouse, animal, animals, rodent, rodents, rat, rats, character, characters, blind, hysterical, trauma, past trauma, traumatised, traumatic experience, traumatic experiences, upset, upsetting, distress, distressing, shock, shocking, stress, mental health, cat, cats, owl, owls, mouse trap, mouse traps, trap, traps, dark humor, dark humour
"Whoa – way too much information."
Tags:doctor, doctors, gp, general practitioner, doctors surgery, gp surgery, hospital, hospitals, patient, patients, medical information, information, overshare, oversharing, revealing, disclosing, personal information, private information, whoa, shock, disgust, checkup, physical examination, medical examination, examination, examination, physical examinations, medical examinations, bedside manner, medical malpractice, unprofessional
"Everything's more fun with Muppets!"
Tags:execution, executions, children's show, children's shows, childrens show, childrens shows, kid, kids, audience, audiences, child, children, inappropriate, cute, evil, fun, guillotine, capital punishment, death penalty, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, lighten up, lightening up, shock, offense, offence
"They're always so surprised when someone disagrees with them."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, guardian, guardians, chasing, running, running away, escaping, following, threatening, disagreement, disagreements, disagree, disagreeing, surprised, surprise, shock, shocked, death threat, death threats, revolution, revolutions, rebellion, rebellions, history, historical, medieval
The Creation of Static
Tags:static, static electricity, static shock, static shocks, furry jumper, woolly jumper, woolly jumpers, wooly jumper, wooly jumpers, sistine chapel, hand of god, the hand of god, the creation of adam, michelangelo, cliche, cliches, creazione di adamo, humanity, shock, shocks, electrical discharge, electrical current
Safety Tips from the American Council to Avoid Static Shocks
Tags:safety tip, safety tips, tip, tips, static, static shock, static shocks, static electricity, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, irritation, irritations, irritating, carpet, carpets, staticky, shock, shocks, shocking, electric shock, electric shocks, government program, government programs, task force, task forces, federal task force, federal task forces, petty problem, petty problems