An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.
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"The jury will disregard the witness's last remarks."
"And that's how ya clean a deer!"
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"Sorry, Ted. I probably should have said 'spoiler alert' before I fired you."
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"Don't worry Phil, we're just moving you down to four."
"Great God Almighty! Somebody please wake me up and tell me I'm only dreaming that the chicken marsala costs a whopping twenty-eight ninety-five!"
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"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."
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"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"
"Those are prison tattoos."
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"They're always so surprised when someone disagrees with them."
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A dog in a room jumps in fright from the sound of a guitar string suddenly breaking.
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"What's that look? C'mon, you're scaring me!"
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Fish bring a sardine can out in a casket at a fancy restaurant.
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"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."
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An angel throws a lightning bolt towards Earth;Runs away when a missile comes towards him
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"You startled me for a moment there!"
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"Oh—pardon the expletive—damn!"
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"The strings are catgut."
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"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."
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"Is everything O.K.?"
Cat and dog waking up in the night.
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