"I say one or the other. But leopardskin and heels is too much."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, leopard, leopards, leopardskin, fashion, style, clothes, clothing, pattern, patterns, heel, heels, high heel, high heels, shoe, shoes, footwear, women's fashion, women's clothing, women's clothes, fur, beauty, personal style, personal appearance, too much, overboard, excessive, woman, womenA man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.
Fendi Bag Lady
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bag, bags, beg, begging, panhandle, panhandling, pan handle, pan handling, fashion, fashions, fashionista, shoe, shoes, brand, brands, luxury, luxuries, luxurious, rich people, wealth, wealthy, ironic, matching shoes, picky, expensive, costly, tastes, homeless, homelessness"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."
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there was an old woman who lived in a shoe, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, poem, poems, poetry, children's story, children's stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairytale, fairytales, shoe, shoes, boot, boots, footwear, lace, laces, shoelace, shoelaces, landmark, landmarks, landmark commission, landmark commissions, historical landmark, historical landmarks, historical, history, historical building, historical buildings, heritage, heritage building, heritage buildings, conservation, commission, commissions, real estate, property, properties, architecture, architect, architects, ton of bricks, old woman, old women, preservation, protection, change"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."
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empathy, empathise, empathize, empathising, empathizing, sympathy, sympathetic, sympathise, sympathize, a mile in my shoe, shoe, shoes, footwear, interpretation, interpretations, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, literal minded, literal mindedness, three legged race, three legged races, discomfort, uncomfortable, impractical, impracticality, expression, expressions, saying, sayings, idiom, idioms"No, I didn't call a taxi."
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nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, there was an old woman who lived in a shoe, taxi, taxis, taxi cab, taxi cabs, cab, cabs, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, shoe, shoes, footwear, hat, hatsA dog looks longingly into a butcher shop and a woman looks longingly into a shoe store.
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shoe, shoes, shoe lover, shoe lovers, shoe shopper, shoe shoppers, shoe shopping, shoe fetish, shoe fetishes, consumer, consumers, consumerism, gender stereotype, gender stereotyping, want, wants, desire, desires, desiring, butcher, butchers, butcher shop, butch shops, wish, wishes, wish list, wish lists"A simple command. She gets right to the point. I must obey. Still...I see that rolled-up newspaper as a threatening gesture designed to humble and instill fear. Therefore, later, while she sleeps. I will chew up her other shoe."
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threat, threats, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, canine, canines, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behavior, canine behavior, newspaper, newspapers, obedience training, puppy training, naughty dog, naughty dogs, bad dog, bad dogs, shoe, shoes, chewing"How the hell does he do that?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, hare, hares, snow, winter, print, prints, footprint, footprints, pawprint, pawprints, paw print, paw prints, paw-print, paw-prints, shoe, shoes, shoe print, shoe prints, human, strange, unusual, unique, confused, confusion, ability, abilities, wondering, tracks, animal tracks, animal prints, tracker, trackers, tracking"Would you like to try them out?"
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clown, clowns, clown shoe, clown shoes, big shoe, big shoes, shoe store, shoe stores, shoe shop, shoe shops, shoes, shoe, footwear, shop, shops, store, stores, shopping, retail, retailer, retailers, banana peel, banana peels"Seen my gumshoes, doll?"
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mystery, mysteries, detective, detective, investigator, investigators, gumshoe, gumshoes, sleuth, sleuths, private eye, private eyes, private detective, private detectives, literature, book, books, novel, novels, shoe, shoes, footwear, fashion, style, clothes, clothing, language, word play, wordplay"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."
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sneaker, sneakers, exercise, work out, work outs, working out, fitness, getting in shape, running, runner, runners, fashion, what to wear, workout gear, looking good, shopping, shopper, shoppers, athletic, athletics, athletic brands, branding, brands, logo, logos, shoe, shoes, footwear"Is this a good shoe for sitting?"
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shoe, shoes, fit, fitting, sneaker, sneakers, fitness, lazy, laziness, sitting, sit down, sitting down, shop, shopping, shoe store, shoe shop, shops, store, stores, health, healthy, lethargic, inactive, pointless, useless, consumerism, consumerist, fashion, fashions, shopped, unhealthy, exercise, exercising"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"
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model, models, modelling, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party, parties, partying, women, girlfriends, girls, girl, fashion, fashionable, shoe, shoes, fashions, high fashions, couture, coutures, high heel, high heels, stiletto, stillettos, conformity, conform, conforms, match, matching, suffer, suffering, empathy, unsympathetic, sympathy"Aren't they killing you?"
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fashion, styles, clothes, clothing, women's fashion, women's clothing, women's clothes, womenswear, footwear, shoe, shoes, high heels, heels, cement, cement shoes, uncomfortable, suffering, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, killing, hurting, painful, pain, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, gangster, gangsters, gang, gangs, mafia, mafioso, moll, molls, punishments, woman, womenBallet shoes balancing on a telephone wire
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telephone, electric, electricity, power, wire, wires, line, lines, pole, poles, shoe, shoes, sneakers, trainers, runners, toe shoes, tip-toe, tippy-toes, ballerina shoes, ballet shoes, dance shoes, dancing shoes, balance, balancing, lace, laces, tied laces, pointe shoes, en pointe, dancing, dance, dances, dancer, dancers, ballet, ballerina, ballerinasFASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY
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shoe, shoes, footwear, fashion, style, art, design, designs, unique, original, inspired, designer, designers, fashion statement, word play, wordplay, typewriter, typewriters, camera, cameras, wine, statue, statues, david, michelangelo, snowman, snowmen, whale, whales, tomato, tomatoes, salsa, italian, italy, in fashion, in style, avant-garde, trend, trends, trendy, modern, shape, shapes"Remember back when the worst thing you could catch around here was athlete's foot."
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shoe, shoes, boot, boots, heel, heels, high heel, high heels, womens fashion, women's fashion, expensive shoes, uncomfortable shoes, beauty standards, beauty ideal, feminine beauty ideal, gender issues, platform shoe, platform shoes, athletes foot, athlete's foot, reminisce, reminiscing, there was an old lady, tiny people, miniature people, trend, trends, following trends, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymesShoe Toss
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centaur, centaurs, game, games, horse shoe, horse shoes, horse, horses, sandal, sandals, horseshoe, horseshoes, horseshoe toss, horseshoe game, mythical creature, mythical creatures, horseshoe pit, horseshoe pits, horseshoe pitch, horseshoe pitching, mythological creature, mythological creature, feet, foot, shoe, shoes, hippocentaur, hippocentaurs"Bad news-the cost of shoes is going back up."
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housing market, market, markets, price, prices, real estate, property, property ladder, myth, myths, mythological, mythology, giant, giants, ogre, ogres, shoe, shoes, perspective, putting it in perspective, put it in perspective, cost, costs, raising costs, rising costs, rising cost, strange, strange imagery, calming, calm, soothe, soothes, soothing, bad news, good news, recession, strange imagery, inferiority, feeling small"So you think you can cobble!"
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cobble, cobbled, cobbling, cobbler, shoe, shoes, shoe maker, shoemaker, talent, talented, talents, talent show, talent shows, tv, tvs, television, show, shows, theater, theatre, stage, stages, old fashioned, craft, crafts, crafting, repair, repairing, visual gag, visual, sight gag, sight joke, visual joke