"I say one or the other. But leopardskin and heels is too much."
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A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.
Sex and the City: The Final Chapter
Fendi Bag Lady
"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."
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"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."
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"You are one sick rabbit."
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"No, I didn't call a taxi."
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"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."
"Karl! What happened?"
A dog looks longingly into a butcher shop and a woman looks longingly into a shoe store.
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"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"
"A simple command. She gets right to the point. I must obey. Still...I see that rolled-up newspaper as a threatening gesture designed to humble and instill fear. Therefore, later, while she sleeps. I will chew up her other shoe."
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"How the hell does he do that?"
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"Would you like to try them out?"
"Seen my gumshoes, doll?"
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"I know how expensive women's shoes are, but take the goddam jewelry!"
"Oh, eternal life is fine, but what I really like is getting to wear flip-flops all the time."
"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."
"Is this a good shoe for sitting?"
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"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"
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"Aren't they killing you?"
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FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY
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Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire
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