"Don't even think about it, buster!"
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"Did you do that to be hurtful?"
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"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."
"Sorry, Harold, but I'm reducing our carbon footprint."
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"O.K., folks, let's break it up."
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A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.
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"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."
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"I heard that."
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"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."
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"Have you seen my pistol, Honey-bun?"
Busking with a Gun
"We've enjoyed our little visit, son, but we'd better leave—I think they're getting ready to fire."
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"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."
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"All in favor?"
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"Never underestimate the middle class."
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"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."
"Two out of three."
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"Have you people got any .38 cartridges?"
"It would be a shame if they surrendered before we had a chance to shoot this."
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"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."
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Hunting Dog Collects an Angel
"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."
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"Folks say this ain't sporting, but they don't factor in the alcohol."
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