Shooting Cartoons

"Don't even think about it, buster!"

"Did you do that to be hurtful?"

"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

"He misspoke, I misheard, then shots rang out."

"Would you mind?"

A golfer contemplates a shot while a boy waits with an apple on his head.

"Sorry, Harold, but I'm reducing our carbon footprint."

"Clear!"

"A well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, we need cheap, available handguns."

"And, finally, are you now or have you ever been disgruntled?"

"Careful—some of our children's firearms are manufactured in plants that also process nuts and nut products."

"I think we may be witnessing a defining moment in his presidency."

All-Verbal Westerns

"O.K., folks, let's break it up."

Skeet Fishing.

"I should like to buy a handgun while it is still legal," said Alice very gently.

"Look, I love the city, too, but wouldn't it be cheaper to shoot this in Canada?"

"I'm sure it increases your sense of security, Mr. Bromer, but I do wish you'd go back to your little blanket."

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

"As corporate sniper, you'll of course be given an office with a window."

"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."

"I heard that."

"Are we looking more for target shooting, or, like, closure?"

"Stand aside, Gruenwald! It's the computer I'm blowing away!"