Mother Nature's Health Foods
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"Do you need anything magnificent? I'm off to the hypermarket."
Coming Soon: Another place to buy stuff!
"Is it too revealing?"
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"Surprise! It's my birthday."
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"Why don't we make it simple this year, and just give everyone the finger?"
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"So, Slim, where did you learn to shop like that?"
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Greeting cards for "Mea Cupla" and "J'accuse".
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"I'm worried. He's lost interest in absolutely everything except the Stamford Mall."
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"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."
Tags:grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, super market, super markets, loyalty card, loyalty cards, loyalty scheme, loyalty scheme, membership card, membership cards, loyalty schemes, memberships, membership, sales tactics, sales tactic, pester, pestering, annoy, annoying, shop, shopping, shopper, shoppers, commercialism, consumerism, consumerist, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, shop assistant, shop assistants, pestered, badger, badgering, badgered, annoy, annoying, annoyed, irritate, irritating, irritated, pressure, pressurising, pressurizing, pressurise, pressurize
Island of Lost Guys.
"Just how fresh are these insights?"
Tags:shopper, shoppers, shopping, shop, shops, fresh insight, fresh insights, perspective, perspectives, opinion, opinions, opinionated, viewpoint, viewpoints, fresh view, fresh views, marketplace, marketplaces, creative thinker, creative thinkers, creative thinking, ideas man, ideas men, idea, ideas
"This is mastodon. I told you to get mammoth."
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, mammoth, mammoths, metaphor, metaphors, shopping, shop, shops, hunting, hunt, modern, modern life, food, foodie, demand, demanding, fishwife, fishwives, mastodon, married life, marriage, wife, wives
"I'll be on Fifth Avenue, pressing my cold little nose wistfully against shop windows."
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"It's museum-store quality."
'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"
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2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law
Tags:attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, ivy league, ivy leagues, law firm, law firms, partner, partners, consumer, consumers, consumerism, honest, honesty, storefront, storefronts, store front, store fronts, shop, shops, shopping, education, education level, education levels, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, snob, snobs, snobby
"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."
Tags:building, buildings, skyscraper, skyscrapers, architecture, architect, architects, creative, unusual, design, designs, innovative, innovation, department store, department stores, store, stores, shop, shops, clothing, clothes, fashion, underwear, pants, sock, socks, t-shirt, t-shirts, floor, floors, drawer, drawers, furniture, shape, shaped, announcement, announcements, consumerism, retail
"It comes in midnight gray, charcoal gray, slate gray, and gray."
Tags:colour, colours, color, colors, gray, grey, shades, shade, shopping, shopper, shoppers, mall, malls, department store, department stores, store, stores, shop, shops, fashion, style, clothes, clothing, women's fashion, women's clothing, women's clothes, womenswear, saleswoman, saleswomen, consumerism, retail, similar, trend, trends, trendy, woman, women
"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"
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"You tell me if the roast beef is fresh."
Tags:fresh, fresh meat, beef, cow, cows, butcher, butchers, shop, shops, shopper, shopping, butcher shop, butchered, gores, vegetarian, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarians, gross out, gross-out, horror, horrify, horrific, horrifying, meat is murder, shock, shock factor, shock value, foodie, foodies
Pond Village Store Generalists
Tags:generalist, generalists, handy man, general store, general stores, convenience store, convenience stores, shop, store, suburb, suburbs, suburbia, rural, countryside, knowledgeable, jack of all trades, master of none, skilful, skillful, expert, experts, village, town, locals, local, townie, townies, consumer, consumers, consumerism, small town
"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"
Tags:furniture, decoration, decorating, interior decoration, modern life, modern attitudes, modern times, sofa, sofa, armchair, armchair, settee, settees, consumer, consumers, consumerism, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, commercialism, bigger is better, bigger is best, greed, greedy, extravagance, extravagant, over do, over-do, ostentation, ostentatious, purchase, shop, shoppers, shopping, shopper, the bigger the better, supersize, super-size, advertising, advertisement, power of advertising, tiny people, relative size, furnishings, home furnishings
"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "
Tags:renovate, renovation, renovates, renovating, change, changes, remodel, remodeling, remodels, remodeled, bathroom, home decoration, refurbishment, ambition, ambitions, rationalising, rationise, rationalizing, rationalize, shop, shopping, shops, buy, buying, bought, buys, store, stores, sale, sales, lower ambitions, give up, give-up
"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"
Tags:wittgenstein, learn, learned, learning, knowledge, knowledgeable, intelligent, intelligence, fashion, fashions, communicate, communication, ludwig, ludwig wittgenstein, vienna circle, philosophy, philosophical, scholar, scholarly, trend, trends, shop, shopping, shops, dressing, dress, consumerism, education, educate, philosopher, analytic, positivism, logic, logics, persona, public image