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"Do you have any why-to books?"
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"Is it too revealing?"
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"Surprise! It's my birthday."
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"Why don't we make it simple this year, and just give everyone the finger?"
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"So, Slim, where did you learn to shop like that?"
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Greeting cards for "Mea Cupla" and "J'accuse".
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"I'm worried. He's lost interest in absolutely everything except the Stamford Mall."
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No Reasonable Offer Refused
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"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."
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A store clerk files greeting cards for different types of moms
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"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."
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"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."
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Island of Lost Guys.
"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."
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"This is my friend Ted, and this is Ted's lower-priced knockoff."
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"I can't quite picture who would enjoy a gift in that price range."
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"Where is Madison Avenue? You might well ask."
"Just how fresh are these insights?"
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"It's taken me a while, but I can finally see the value in having tons of money."
"This is mastodon. I told you to get mammoth."
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"What will it take to put one of you two into a brand-new Eterna-5000 today?"
Tags:death, planning for death, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, casket store, casket stores, coffin store, coffin stores, funeral, funerals, funeral planning, end-of-life planning, after death planning, salesman, salesmen, making the sale, sale, sales, selling, shopping, customer service, old age, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, middle-age, middle-aged, old people, elderly, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, ageing, aging, customer, customers, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour
"I'll be on Fifth Avenue, pressing my cold little nose wistfully against shop windows."
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"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."
Tags:consumerism, shopping, autos, auto dealer, auto dealers, car dealer, car dealers, car dealership, auto dealership, auto dealerships, cat dealerships, trade off, trade offs, trade-off, trade-offs, car salesmen, car salesman, auto salesmen, auto salesman, auto sales, car sales, fuel economy, small car, small cars, sales pitch, sales pitches, dealers, depletion
"Do you think I wanted to get the paper towels with the ugly borders?"
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