Shopping Mall Cartoons

"I'm worried. He's lost interest in absolutely everything except the Stamford Mall."

"I can't quite picture who would enjoy a gift in that price range."

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

Buyer's Remorse

Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM

Santa's Security

Mall Talk

"Do you need an attorney, little boy?"

"I'm not stalking you. I'm binge-watching you."

Insider Information.

"Anderson, my boy, if you truly believe that commercialism should be taken out of Christmas, perhaps you ought to consider whether you really belong in the department-store business."

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

The Great Santa Shoot-Out at the Mall

A woman walks into a large building with a sign that reads "A mall of my own".

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

"There you are!"

"My client would like two slices and a soda."

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

New Jersey's Miracle Mile.

"They'd better be some damn fine oboes."

"Will you wear them, or shall we send them?"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."