"What a pity the season had to end like this!"
Tags:monster, sea monster, sea monsters, monsters, monstrous, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourist season, tourist trap, tourist traps, occult beast, occult, beast, beasts, shore, shores, seashore, sea shore, swimming, swim, swims, beaches, beach, coast, coastal break, season, end of the season, summer, summer time, pity, pitiful, cthulu, lovecraft, lovecraftian, lovecrafts, tentacle, tentacles, tentacled, at the beach, family, family holiday, family holidays, kaiju, kaiju, cosmic horror, horrors, cosmic entity
"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."
"We're encouraging people to become involved in their own rescue."
"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"
Sunblock - A Novel
Tags:bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, literal, literal joke, literality, literally, vacation, vacations, vacationing, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, sea, seas, seashore, shore, coast, coastal, sunbathe, sunbathing, tan, tanning, tanned, tans
"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."
Tags:tax, taxes, tax return, taxed, tax returns, public good, public, public goods, publicly owned, general public, general public, tax returns, beach, beaches, sand, sandy, seaside, sea side, shore, shores, coast, seashore, holiday, holidays, immigration, immigrants, rights of use, coastal, taxpayer, taxpayer funded, funding, funds, enforce, enforced, enforcement
Greetings From Downer Beach.
Tags:downer, downers, beach, beaches, downer beach, seaside, shore, seashore, seasides, seashores, sand, sandy, pessimistic, pessimism, pessimist, depressing, depressed, warning, warns, warn, hazard, hazards, depression, disclaimer, disclaimers, miserable, misery, harm, harms, harmful, damage, damages, word play, play on words
"I love it when something has many uses."
Tags:holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, leave, tourist, tourists, seashore, seaside, shore, coast, coastal, beach, innovate, innovation, innovating, innovates, invent, invention, inventive, reuse, reusable, reusing, recycle, recycling, zero waste, zerowaste, marriage, married life, fishing, fish, spear, spear fishing, fisherman, husband, husbands, married, fresh fish
"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."
Tags:child, children, kid, kids, childhood, past, nostalgia, nostalgic, reunion, reunions, reunited, old friends, friends, friend, friendship, friendships, summer, summertime, beach, beaches, shore, seashore, sea shore, coast, coastal, morbid, morbidly, buried alive, live burial, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, implications, murder, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, sand, buried in the sand, buried in sand, buried, up to the neck
"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."
Tags:bird, birds, horror, horror film, horror movie, movie, movies, film, cinema, classic cinema, black and white cinema, seagulls, sea gulls, gull, gulls, pest, pests, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, pop culture, pop culture reference, reference, beach, beaches, food, foodie, hazard, hazards, beach, beaches, picnic, picnics, coast, coastal, shore, sea, sea side, seaside, beachfront, beach front, hitchcock, hitchcockian
"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."
Tags:ghost, ghosts, in spirit, spirit, spirits, presence, presences, linger, lingers, lingering, season, seasonal, tourist, tourist trap, tourist season, off season, off-season, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, sea side, seaside, sea shore, shore, winter, summer, wintry, winters, wintering, over winter, over-winter, ocean, oceans, cold, colder, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, couple, couples, resident, residents, local, locals
A man on a beach watches an autumn leaf land on him.
Tags:seasonal change, season, seasons, fall, autumn, leaf, leafs, beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, sad, seasonal affective disorder, summer, late summer, changing of the seasons, seashore, seashores, shore, shores, shoreline, shorelines, towel, towels, sand, sands, sandy, ocean, oceans, omen, omens, ominous, back to work, back to school
"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"
Tags:whale, whales, sperm whale, whaling, whaler, whalers, beached, beach, beaches, beached whale, shore, washed up, washed, ashore, sea shore, sea, ocean, oceans, vacation, vacations, accident, accidents, accidental, underwear, murphy's law, murphys law, sod's law, sods law, accident, accidents, crowd, crowds, embarrassed, embarrass, embarrassing, parody, parodies, parodied
"In a former life, I used to go to Palm Beach."
Tags:former life, pseudo, pseudo science, spirituality, spiritual, religion, religious, religious imagery, walrus, walrus beach, beach, beaches, shore, shores, sand, sands, sandy, crowd, crowded, tourism, tourist, role, roles, wildlife, wild animal, wild animals, region, regions, tourist destination, palm beach, palm, palms, america, american, arctic, arctic, antarctic, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
The Piano Dreams Of Home
Tags:victorian, victorians, beahc, beaches, seashore, sea, shore, coast, coastal, desolate, empty, abandoned, film, films, famous films, movie, movies, pop culture, culture, cultured, personify, personification, personified, personifies, pianos, piano, pianist, pianists, home sweet home, music, musical, musician, musicians, parlor, parlour, parlors, furniture, furnishing, furnishings, instrument, instruments, instrumental, classical, classical music, lonely, loneliness, missing, miss, missed