"He seems an awful lot bigger in his movies."
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"What's the big deal? When I was in the war, damn near everybody wore khakis!"
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"You need to stop comparing yourself to other people."
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"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."
"Obviously your cane is too long."
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"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."
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Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts
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"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."
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"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."
"I've had a ponytail since 1968!"
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"We're only alive for one day, and you had to schedule dinner with the Hamiltons?"
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"Here comes an out-of-print collection of short stories."
Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman
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"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."
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"Look, life is nasty, brutish, and short, but you knew that when you became a caveman."
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"Hey, Honey, our life cycle is too short to play hard to get."
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"Face it, Herb, you're one of those people who peaked in high school."
"I live for twenty four hours. How can I fund a 401 K?"
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Express lane at the bookstore.
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Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?
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"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."
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"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."
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The fountain of puberty