"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."
A golfer contemplates a shot while a boy waits with an apple on his head.
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"This will buy you four months.
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"This is going to be a little invasive."
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"With four or more kids' meals, you get a shot of bourbon."
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"Never underestimate the middle class."
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"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."
"This is gonna hurt like hell."
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"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."
"Another glass of absinth? That's your answer to everything."
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"There goes the Aubusson."
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"Another miss, sir."
"And one for the old prostate."
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"I couldn't agree more - but, then again, I hate even non-lethal injections."
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"A shot of whisky, a beer chaser, and the current issue of TV Guide, please."
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"The ten paces were too much of a hassle."
"No need to thank me, Ma'am-I would have murdered him anyways."
"You don't need English on every shot."
Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.
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"Howard takes all the flu shots that other employees refuse to take."
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"The first one's just a warning."
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At The Oblivion Lounge"A double blotto straight up, Dave."
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"OK, one more, but that is it."
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