The Burbs
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suburban, suburbia, the suburbs, doorman, doormen, door person, door people, middle class, middle class life, butler, butlers, real estate, home, homes, awning, awning, welcome, welcomes, welcoming, entrance, entrances, impression, making an impression, keeping up appearances, show off, showing off, show-off"I've had those books for years. They represent the person I once aspired to be."
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tuneup, tuneups, tune up, tune ups, tune-up, tune-ups, car mechanic, car mechanics, mechanic, mechanics, repair, repairs, car repair, car repairs, repair person, repair man, show off, showing off, show-off, brag, bragging, bragger, bragger, rip off, ripped off, rip off, rip-off, rip-offs, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles"Guilty of flaunting it without having it. Sixty days."
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military, officer, officers, general, generals, rank, ranks, medal, medals, pin, pins, lapel, lapels, lapel pin, lapel pins, decoration, decorations, award, awards, badge, badges, bar, bars, ribbon, ribbons, hero, heroes, heroism, bravery, service, service record, service records, record of service, crossword puzzle, crossword puzzles, crossword, crosswords, word puzzle, word puzzles, puzzle, puzzles, show-off, brag, display, hobby, hobbies, leisure, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties"Can you please just say 'Fault', and quit adding 'is not in our stars but in ourselves."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, brag, bragging, boast, boastful, boasting, show-off, show-offs, showing off, proud, pride, prideful, gloating, proud parent, proud parents, modern life, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, modern parenthood"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"
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"Arm candy."
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date, dates, fist date, first dates, show off, show offs, show-off, show-offs, showing off, publishing, publisher, publishers, book, books, reading, reader, readers, liar, liars, lying, uncultured, first impression, first impressions"If anyone calls say I'm at the health club."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, meeting, meetings, health, fitness, muscle, muscles, showing off, show-off, show-offs, manly, bicep, biceps, bravado, strength, bully, bullies, bullying, workplace bullying, threatening, threat, threats, powerful, strong, power, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, bodybuilding"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."
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mansplain, mansplains, mansplaining, conversation, conversations, converse, conversing, conversationalist, conversationalists, steer a conversation, steering a conversation, expert, experts, expertise, self-interested, self-assured, self-assurance, area of expertise, areas of expertise, show-off, showing off, smart, intelligent, intelligence, limited intelligence, appearance, appearances, putting on appearances"'In flagrante delicto,' indeed! You never miss an opportunity to show off your classical education, do you?"
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