Show Offs Cartoons

"I've had those books for years. They represent the person I once aspired to be."

Consumer Alert

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"Can you please just say 'Fault', and quit adding 'is not in our stars but in ourselves."

"I've stopped carrying a briefcase. I don't like to flaunt my employment."

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

"Lorraine just kicked off her shoes. That's the start of her one-woman show."

"And best of all, it's completely waterproof!"

"Gladys was disappointed that she couldn't make it tonight. This is what she would have worn."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"O.K., O.K., we get the point."

"You're a partner now, Cosgrove. Partners don't do self-deprecation."

"I'm talking so much about books I haven't read I feel like I'm back in publishing."

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

"I'm all faux and loving it!"

"If anyone calls say I'm at the health club."

Boulder Car

"It's not high-definition anything. It's a window."

"I've never actually run but I understand the marathon mentality."

"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."

"The pepperoni, Wilson- get rid of it!"

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."

"We just want you to know that wherever you wind up going to college is fine with us, as long as it's someplace we can brag about to our friends."