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Shpasik Cartoons
Shpasik cartoon 1 of 78
"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."
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menorah, menorahs, hanukkah, chanukah, judiasm, religion, religions, religious tradition, religious traditions, festival of lights, holiday, holidays, venture capital, capital, startup, startups, start-up, start-ups, venture capitalists, miracle, miracles, miraculous, finance, finances, financial, investment, investing, small business, small businesses, financial incubator, financial incubators, silicon valley, internet startup, internet startups, new business, business, businesses, business owner, business owners, cfo, c.f.o, shpasik, jtoonsShpasik cartoon 2 of 78
Hanukkah tree
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hanukkah, christmas, tree, christmas tree, festival of lights, festival of dedication, chanukah, dreidal, menorah, candle, candles, candle lighting, winter, winter wonderland, snow, snowing, forest, chopping down trees, tree decorating, tree decorations, christians, christian, christianity, jewish, judism, celebrations, religion, religious, multi religion, traditions, traditional, family traditions, shpasik, jtoonsShpasik cartoon 3 of 78
"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."
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word play, urban, regional, israel, jewish, kosher, keep kosher, keeping kosher, shabbat, shabbos, orthodox, orthodox jew, judaism, sabbath, friday, saturday, day of rest, days of rest, jew, jews, hasid, hasidism, hasidic, phone call, phone calls, mankoff, shpasik, jtoonsShpasik cartoon 4 of 78
"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."
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santa, santa claus, kris kringle, father christmas, saint nick, st nicholas, saint nicholas, st nick, pelznickel, mr claus, mrs claus, hannukkah, gift, gifts, present, presents, friend, friends, jewish, christian, christians, judaism, christianity, realistic, realism, gifting, second temple, home, marriage, home life, shpasik, jtoonsShpasik cartoon 5 of 78
"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, unexpected, guest, guests, doctor, doctors, knife, knives, jewish, jewish people, party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, bar mitzvah, knives, sharp, cut, cutting, circumcision, shpasik, jtoonsShpasik cartoon 6 of 78
"I'm Jewish and Don is Catholic, but we're raising the kids as wolves."
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jew, jews, jewish, catholic, catholics, catholicism, mixed family, mixed families, kid, kids, children, religious family, religious families, ideology, ideologies, differing ideology, differing ideologies, raised by wolves, wolf, wolves, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, interfaith, interfaith family, interfaith families, blended family, blended families, shpasik, jtoonsShpasik cartoon 7 of 78
Ten Plagues for Today's Seder
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passover, plague, plagues, seder, seders, spam, catalogue, catalogues, body hair, reality show, reality shows, underachiever, underachieves, ten plagues, old testament, torah, call waiting, megastore, megastores, audit, audits, middle age, middle aged, modern life, modern times, jewish holiday, jewish holidays, shpasik, jtoonsShpasik cartoon 8 of 78
"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."
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cornfield, cornfields, mazel tov, mazal tov, hebrew, yiddish, jew, jews, judaism, jewish, client, clients, rich client, rich clients, corn field, corn fields, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, flyover, flyovers, shpasik, jtoonsShpasik cartoon 9 of 78
Eve's Mom
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guilt, guilts, guilting, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, nag, nags, nagging, passive aggressive, passive aggression, passive aggressiveness, parent, parents, parenting, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, put on a sweater, nice young man, approval, approve, approves, approving, torah, genesis, bible, bible story, bible stories, shpasik, jtoonsShpasik cartoon 10 of 78
All-Candy Seder.
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seder, seders, passover, passovers, passover seder, judaism, jewish, jews, jew, torah, torahs, candy, candies, chocolate, chocolates, parody, parodying, alternative, holiday, holidays, celebration, celebrates, celebrate, hebrew, feast, feasts, represent, represents, representing, symbol, symbols, symbolism, food, foods, religion, religions, home, family, families, shpasik, jtoonsShpasik cartoon 11 of 78
Jews for Jesus and also for pissing off one's parents, even if they weren't religious, in a way that the Hare Krishnas can't even begin to imagine.
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jews, jew, judaism, torah, jesus, messiah, messiahs, rebel, rebellion, rebelling, rebels, hebrew, christian, christians, christianity, family, families, parent, parents, religion, religions, religious, youth, young, adolescent, adolescence, teenage rebellion, teenage-rebellion, teenage, teen, teens, shpasik, jtoons,Shpasik cartoon 12 of 78
"I'm not beached. I just don't swim on Saturdays."
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sabbath, the sabbath, shabbat, rest, rests, resting, orthodox, tradition, traditional, orthodox jew, whale, whales, beach, beached, beaches, beached whale, hasidic, hasidic jew, jewish, hasidic jews, custom, customs, religion, religions, religious, judaism, saturday, fish, fishes, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, play on words, word play, shpasik, jtoonsShpasik cartoon 13 of 78
"I'm calling it 'Genesis.' It's part of a five-book contract."
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religion, religious, bible, old testament, book, books, writer, writers, author, authors, literature, publisher, publishers, series, book series, series of books, desert, history, historical, popular book, popular books, ancient, jewish, judaism, christian, christianity, scribe, scribes, contract, contracts, shpasik, jtoonsShpasik cartoon 14 of 78
"No, we're not Jewish, but we think it would be fun for our reception's theme to be 'A Jewish Wedding.'"
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jewish, judaism, religion, religions, religious, culture, cultural appropriation, misappropriation, power imbalance, cultural adoption, marriage, engaged, engagement, wedding planning, wedding planner, wedding planners, bride, brides, groom, grooms, special events, special event, wedding, weddings, fiance, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, white people, relationship, relationships, ignorance, ignorant, shpasik, jtoonsShpasik cartoon 15 of 78
"A pillar of salt? Why, you poor, poor man."
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sodom, lot's wife, lot, genesis, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, torah, bible, bibles, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, pillar of salt, ado, edith, bible myth, bible myths, shpasik, jtoonsShpasik cartoon 16 of 78
King Solomon's Wedding"You may kiss the brides. You may also kiss the concubines, but don't make a big tzimmes about it."
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religion, religious, bible, ancient, biblical, hebrew, old testament, kings, book of kings, judaism, christianity, king solomon, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, polygamy, polygamous, concubine, concubines, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, kiss, kissing, rabbi, rabbis, minister, ministers, fuss, tzimmes, yiddish, shpasik, jtoonsShpasik cartoon 17 of 78
King Solomon goes on "Jeopardy!"
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king, kings, solomon, king solomon, game show, game shows, contestant, contestants, quiz, quiz show, knowledge, general knowledge, television, tv, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programme, tv programmes, unfair, wise, old testament, bible, entertainment, religion, religions, religious, proverbs, wisdom, wise man, winning, winner, winners, win, competition, competitive, categories, shpasik, jtoonsShpasik cartoon 18 of 78
Bris-A-Mole
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arcade, arcades, arcade game, arcade games, slot machine, slot machines, coin op, coin ops, coin-op, coin-ops, jew, jews, jewish, judaism, mole, moles, bris, brit milah, circumcision, circumcisions, mohel, mohels, covenant of circumcision, circumciser, circumcisers, tradition, traditions, ritual, rituals, shpasik, jtoonsShpasik cartoon 19 of 78
Boat Christening vs. Boat Bris
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christen, christens, christening, bris, circumcise, circumcises, circumcising, circumcision, circumcisions, jewish, ship, ships, boat, boats, mohel, mohels, orthodox, jewish, judaism, rite, rites, rite of passage, rites of passage, sailor, sailors, ceremony, ceremonies, bow, bows, champagne bottle, champagne bottles, jibboom, jibbooms, shpasik, jtoonsShpasik cartoon 20 of 78
"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"
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animal, animals, sheep, pig, pigs, eat, eating, meat, bacon, pork, god, creation, creationism, religion, religious, judaism, jewish, dietary law, dietary laws, kosher, non-kosher, food, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, shepherd, shepherds, wrap, wrapped, shpasik, jtoonsShpasik cartoon 21 of 78
"He's all right. I just wish he were a little more pro-Israel."
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moses, israel, israeli, israel-palestine, pro-israel, pro-israel policy, pro-israel policie, right wing, conservative, conservatives, gop, gop candidate, gop candidates, red sea, high bar, high bars, setting a high bar, partisan, partisans, partisanship, political divide, political divides, political division, political divisions, bible, bible story, bible stories, political polarization, politically polarized, litmus test, litmus tests, middle east policy, middle east policies, shpasik, jtoonsShpasik cartoon 22 of 78
Shotgun Bar Mitzvah
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shotgun wedding, shotgun weddings, jew, jews, jewish, judaism, bar mitzvah, bar mitzvahs, bat mitzvah, bat mitzvahs, torah, read, reads, reading, temple, jewish temple, rabbi, rabbis, shpasik, jtoonsShpasik cartoon 23 of 78
Bris
Shpasik cartoon 24 of 78
"If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am only for myself, what am I? If not now, when?" "This just in" "1. Nobody - 2. A schmuck - 3. Maybe tomorrow."
Shpasik cartoon 25 of 78
"First of all, this conversation never happened."
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jew, jews, jewish, orthodox, yarmulke, yarmulkes, christmas, holiday, holidays, holiday season, deniability, plausible deniability, vow of silence, santa, santa claus, father christmas, hanukkah, chanukah, christian, christians, goyim, goy, gentile, gentiles, swearing to silence, jealous, envy, envious, shpasik, jtoonsMore cartoons with the keyword 'shpasik'