"As a cost-cutting measure, for our fall list we have decided to bypass traditional bookstore sales and subsequent remaindering, and instead go directly to the shredder."
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A man walks past a storefront that reads "ENRON - Recycled paper products."
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"Everybody's impressed with how you can shred incriminating documents into one long strand."
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A clown walks into his living room and sees a balloon animal scratching up the furniture
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"The cat told me to eat your homework."
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"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."
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"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."
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"See, isn't this more fun than shredding?"
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"It's a wonder this never happened before, honestly."