Shrink Cartoons

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

"You may be suffering from what's known as full nest syndrome."

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

"Looking good!"

"They moved my bowl."

"And only you can hear this whistle?"

"I'm not sure I can help you - all your issues seem to be copyright-related."

"Look, call it denial if you like, but I think what goes on in my personal life is none of my own damn business."

"We don't use the word 'crazy' in this office, Mr. Channing. Everywhere else, sure, but not here."

"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."

Good shrink, bad shrink.

"Well, if you buy the stuff the public-relations people put out, I'm Edward the Great."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"Actually, these aren't bad times to be delusional."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"Look, you're not the only one with problems."

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

"I can no longer tell the difference between what's real football and what's fantasy football."

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

"Lassie! Get help!!"

Shrink's Summer Job

"Don't worry, we'll soon have you all sorted out."