"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"
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psychology, psychologist, psychologists, counselor, counselors, counselling, counsel, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, therapy, therapies, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, friendship, friendships, complain, complaining, complains, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyst, psychoanalysts, mate, mates, buddy, buddies, friend, friends, amateur, poor, complain, complaining, complaints, complainsTherapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.
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sport, sports, baseball, baseball hat, baseball hat, baseball cap, baseball caps, fan, fans, loss, losses, lost, competition, competitive, upset, depression, unhappy, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, ny, new york, new york city, rival, rivals, rivalry"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"
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santa, santas, father christmas, st nick, saint nick, saint nicholas, st nicholas, kris kringle, kris-kringle, santa claus, depressed, depression, holiday, holidays, christmas, christmases, christmas depression, mental health, therapy, therapies, irony, ironic, psychology, psychologist, psychologist, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, therapist, therapists, counselor, counselors, analyst, psychoanalyst"Looking good!"
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headshrinker, headshrinkers, headshrinking, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychiatric care, doctor, doctors, compliment, compliments, sane, sanity, insane, insanity, bill of health, clean bill of health, clean bills of health, mentally fit, mental fitness"I'm not sure I can help you - all your issues seem to be copyright-related."
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psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, mental health, mental state, copyright law, copyright laws, copyright, copyrights, superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, super power, super-power, super powers, super-powers, intellectual property, intellectual property law, therapist, therapists"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"
"Look, call it denial if you like, but I think what goes on in my personal life is none of my own damn business."
"We don't use the word 'crazy' in this office, Mr. Channing. Everywhere else, sure, but not here."
"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."
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crazy, craziness, insane, insanity, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, busy day, busy days, late, late night, late nights, work late, working late, works late, insult, insulting, insulted, faux pas, choice of words, poor choice of words, long day, long days, mental health, insensitive, insensitivity"Well, if you buy the stuff the public-relations people put out, I'm Edward the Great."
"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."
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crime, guilt, insecurity, insecurities, mob doctor, mob doctors, shrink, shrinks, organized crime, organised crime, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying, bad person, bad people, good person, good people, good, bad, racketeer, racketeering, extortion, extort, extorts, morality, mankoff"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"
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moat, moats, castle, castles, enemies, enemy, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royals, battlement, battlements, loneliness, lonely, isolation, isolated, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, therapist, therapists, commitment phobia, commitment phobias, cold feet, commitment issue, commitment issues"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"
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therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, session, sessions, mental health, davy crockett, song, songs, ballad, ballads, theme song, theme songs, music, lyrics, tennessee, coonskin hat, coonskin hats, frontiersman, frontiersmen, folk hero, folk heros, childhood, problems, issues"I can no longer tell the difference between what's real football and what's fantasy football."
"He's a mental-health critic."
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mental health, critic, critics, critique, critiques, critiquing, mental health problem, mental health problems, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, headshrinkers, headshrinking, doctor, doctors, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, analyst, analysts, analysis, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyst, psychoanalysts, mental health clinic, mental health clinics, judge, judges, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, pain, in pain, describe, examination, examinations, symptom, symptoms, dull, throbbing, sharp, knife, stabbing, anti-social, antisocial, psychology, mental health, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling"Lassie! Get help!!"
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therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pup, pups, get help, dog movie, dog movies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, shrink, shrinksShrink's Summer Job
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shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, problems, problem, coping, cope, addition, addictions, mental illness, mental health, stress, stressed, summer, summer job, summer jobs, beach, beaches, lifeguard, lifeguards, drown, drowning, drowned, lifesaver, lifesavers, swim, swimming, swimmer, swimmers"Don't worry, we'll soon have you all sorted out."
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cube, cubes, puzzle, puzzles, puzzling, puzzler, puzzlers, therapy, therapy session, therapy sessions, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatrics, problem, problems, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems, difficult, difficulty, challenge, challenges, challenging, toy, toys, shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, headshrinkers, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, therapy session, therapy sessions, solution, solutions