"Well, I guess we can leave the sign as it is."
Tags:family business, family businesses, family, son, sons, father, fathers, sibling, sliblings, brother, brothers, death, died, workplace accident, workplace accidents, accident, accidents, accidental death, sudden death, dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humor, gallows humour, gallows humor
"Bad news-we're all out of our minds. You're going to have to be the lone healthy person in this family."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, sibling, siblings, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, family issues, family problems, health, mental health, psychology, crazy, alone, lone, sanity, insane, healthy, bad news, burden, burdens, black sheep
"I hope you kept the box it came in."
Separated as children, the Wilson twins are unexpectedly reunited at a midtown restaurant.
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, customer, customers, patron, patrons, twin, twins, sibling, siblings, brother, brothers, long-lost, long lost, reunion, reunions, reunited, surprise, surprises, surprised, distracted, distraction, distractions, distracting, hungry, hunger, starving, family, families, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, separated at birth
"Act your birth order!"
Tags:child, children, baby, babies, kid, kids, sibling, siblings, older sibling, older siblings, younger sibling, younger sibling, older child, older children, younger child, younger children, age, act your age, immature, birth order, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, raising a child, raising children, grow up, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, motherhood, scold, scolding, tell off, telling off
"You call this parity?"
Tags:parity, equal, equality, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, family, families, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, christmas, present, presents, gift, gifts, toy, toys, angry, anger, mad, christmas tree, christmas trees, favourite, favorite, favoritism, favouritism, favorites, favourites, sibling, siblings, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalries
"This is Harriet Felton and her sister ship, Dawn."
"I'm their real child, and you're just a frozen embryo thingy they bought from some laboratory."
"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, sibling, siblings, oldest child, eldest child, middle child, middle children, oldest children, eldest children, personality disorder, personality disorders, mental health problem, mental health problems, mental health issue, mental health issues, dissociative identity disorder, dissociative personality disorder
"I'm tired of the Mom channel. Switch to the Dad channel."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, sibling, siblings, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., channel, channels, changing the channel, technology, modern life
"Am I the smart one and you're the pretty one or is it the other way around?"
"Watch yourself--we're under surveillance."
Tags:children, child, playing, play, playtime, playdate, playdates, siblings, sibling, brothers, brother, sisters, modern parenting, modern parents, parenting, surveillance, security monitor, security monitors, baby monitor, baby monitors, privacy, private, being watched, eavesdropping, eavesdrop, big brother, big brother is watching, warning, warnings, modern childhood, modern children, digital surveillance, spycam, spycams, spy cam, spy cams, bug, bugging, wiretap, wiretapping, wiretaps
Thomas Pynchon's Evil Twin
"Their Myers-Briggs are ESPN and ISBN."
Tags:myers-briggs personality test, personality test, personality tests, personality clash, personality clashes, opposites attract, kid, kids, childhood, childhoods, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, bookworm, bookworms, book-worm, book-worms, sibling, siblings, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalries, child therapy, child therapist, child therapists
"Then hit him back. For God's sake, don't be such a p***y."
Tags:bully, bullies, bullying, bullied, dog, dogs, sibling, siblings, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalries, canine, canines, feline, felines, cat, cats, natural enemy, natural enemies, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family life, family-life, standing up for yourself, standing your ground, stand your ground, family pet, squabble, squabbles, coward, cowards, squabbling
"The oldest sibling always has to be the center of attention."
Tags:monster, monsters, monster attack, monster attacks, lizard, lizards, dino, dinos, dinosaur, dinosaurs, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalries, sibling, siblings, family life, family-life, centre of attention, attention seeker, attention seekers, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films, disaster movie, disaster movies
"She always gets the upper bunk."
Tags:bunk bed, bunk beds, top bunk, the top bunk, upper, bunk, the upper bunks, couples therapy, couples counselling, couples counseling, therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, sibling, siblings, sibling rivalry, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, shrink, shrinks
"It's amazing how well we all get along, considering we're all related."
Tags:family dynamic, family dynamics, dysfunctional relationship, dysfunctional relationships, ant, ants, colony, colonies, ant colony, ant colonies, anthill, anthills, bug, bugs, insect, insects, relation, relations, extended family, extended families, sibling, siblings, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalries, entomologist, entomologists, entomology
"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, family, families, toy, toys, juvenile, childish, immature, juvenalia, art, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, drawing, drawings, psychology, older children, younger children, sibling, siblings, stages of development, development
"Oh, he's cute, all right, but he's got the temperament of a car alarm."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, baby, babies, infant, infants, sibling, siblings, temperament, temperaments, car alarm, car alarms, noisy, loud, annoying, crying, bawling, sensitive, cute
"Sorry sweetie, I can't carry you anymore."
The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."
Tags:sport, sports, football, soccer, football player, football players, soccer player, soccer players, penalty shootout, penalty shootouts, penalty kick, penalty kicks, penalties, penalty, niche, calling, vocation, ideal position, twins, twin, quintuplets, sibling, siblings, conjoined twim, conjoined twins
"Your sister got another promotion."
Tags:superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, cape, capes, crime fighting, crime fighter, crime fighters, signal, signals, message, messages, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, son, sons, sibling, siblings, sibling rivalry, adult child, promotion, promotions, promoted, brag, bragging, boast, boasting, competition, competitive, technology, modern life
"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."