"Even though you gave the CEO a kidney, this is a lot of sick days."
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"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."
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"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."
Good News, Bad News - Save the Leg.
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"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"
The Day The Entire Kemple Family Had A Virus
"I've been sent home with unemployable-like symptoms."
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"Use your fingers."
"Folsom's seasick, sir."
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"I forgot to call in dead."
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"You get five paid sick days and two disgruntled days."
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"On the other hand, he never takes a sick day."
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"He's laid up with a bad case of inertia."
"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."
"I don't think I'll go in today. I just dreamed a whole day's work, including lunch."
"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."
Tags:gamble, gambling, gambler, gamblers, cards, card game, card games, playing cards, poker, poker player, poker players, boss, bosses, manager, managers, employer, employers, contract, contracts, business executive, business executives, executive, executives, contract laws, contract law, bargain, bargaining, employment, sick day, sick days, sick pay, sick leave, paid sick leave, statutory requirement, statutory requirements, legal requirement, legal requirements, offices, office worker, office workers
"Have you tried lying around watching crappy TV?"
The sweet spot of flu
"How to Look, Feel & Sound like Shit"