"Even though you gave the CEO a kidney, this is a lot of sick days."
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"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."
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"I won't be in tomorrow. I'm taking a personal snow day."
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Good News, Bad News - Save the Leg.
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"I've been sent home with unemployable-like symptoms."
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"Use your fingers."
"Your health crisis continues to unfold."
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"You get five paid sick days and two disgruntled days."
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"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."
"But first let's all congratulate Ted on his return to work."
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"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."
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"We apologize – our normal sketch artist is out with the flu."
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